December 11, 2007: Blonds

xoxoxoBruce · 12-11-2007, 10:46 AM

From Neatorama. Blonds in Europe.

Undertoad · 12-11-2007, 11:36 AM

So in Northern Poland there are many Polish blonds.

Doesn't this enter some sort of old joke time-space continuum thing? Like the cat with buttered toast on its back?

Q: How can you tell if a Polish blond has been sitting at your computer?

A: There's white-out on the screen, but not real white-out, it's white paint.

Coign · 12-11-2007, 11:40 AM

I am polish and there are more than a few blonds in my family.

SteveDallas · 12-11-2007, 11:42 AM

I didn't expect the one beige area in the British Isles.

Do they have one for redheads??

ozswede · 12-11-2007, 11:56 AM

And I can tell you that most Swedes are NOT naturally blonde. Peroxide sales in Scandinavia must be through the roof to keep up the fiction.

The other thing I've noticed is that they LIE about it constantly. You compliment a friend on her highlights and she tells you it's natural! And people with 2" of obvious regrowth try and tell you that their blonde is natural as well. Spare me!

Undertoad · 12-11-2007, 12:01 PM

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I didn't expect the one beige area in the British Isles.

When the Vikings came to rape and pillage, you didn't expect them to stick to pillaging...!

findpolitics · 12-11-2007, 02:34 PM

I think we now know where the hole in the Ozone layer is.

SteveDallas · 12-11-2007, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

When the Vikings came to rape and pillage, you didn't expect them to stick to pillaging...!

I didn't expect them to be able to pillage a 7-11.

Oh wait, you weren't talking about the NFL Vikings now were you??

Trilby · 12-11-2007, 03:51 PM

isn't it funny how there's more blondes in the HEEL of Italy's boot than anywhere else in Italy? you'd think the Italian blones would be in the north.

Leah · 12-11-2007, 06:59 PM

It would be interesting to see the stats for here in Australia. We have a huge nation of blonde heads roaming around, including myself.

busterb · 12-11-2007, 08:18 PM

Helllo Elephant lady.

Leah · 12-11-2007, 09:00 PM

Hi ya

, I'm itching to get back to Thailand to be with the elephants again. I'm hoping Santa will be nice this year and give me a trip. The only problem being I've got a one year old to tow along.
There's not many blonde heads over there, I stand out in a crowd.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-11-2007, 10:22 PM

Aw, you stand out in any crowd, beautiful.

Leah · 12-11-2007, 10:24 PM

aw, thanks darls.

morie · 12-12-2007, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

When the Vikings came to rape and pillage, you didn't expect them to stick to pillaging...!

well, the Vikings did mostly come to pillage in Britain. the reason there are so many blondes in Britain now is because Britain opened up its doors to new members of the EU. Now there is nothing wrong with allowing other people free access to your country, but I think there is something racist in allowing blondes from Eastern Europe to migrate into your country while ignoring your former colonies. I mean, how is it that people from Commonwealth countries who speak English and are familiar with British insitutions like Parliament , and whose countries have given a lot to Britain for over 200 years are passed over in favour of newcomers to the European Union, some of whom don't even know the meaning of Hello and whose countries historically have had little ties with Britain?

Morie
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12-11-2007, 10:46 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	December 11, 2007: Blonds From Neatorama. Blonds in Europe. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-11-2007, 11:40 AM	#3
Coign Wanted Driver Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Vail, CO Posts: 279	I am polish and there are more than a few blonds in my family. __________________ Quoting yourself is the height of hubris. -Coign

12-11-2007, 11:56 AM	#5
ozswede Layperson Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vadstena, Sweden Posts: 13	And I can tell you that most Swedes are NOT naturally blonde. Peroxide sales in Scandinavia must be through the roof to keep up the fiction. The other thing I've noticed is that they LIE about it constantly. You compliment a friend on her highlights and she tells you it's natural! And people with 2" of obvious regrowth try and tell you that their blonde is natural as well. Spare me! __________________ The good thing about two faced people is that you get to slap them twice.

12-11-2007, 08:18 PM	#11
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Helllo Elephant lady. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

12-11-2007, 10:22 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Aw, you stand out in any crowd, beautiful. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-11-2007, 11:36 AM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	So in Northern Poland there are many Polish blonds. Doesn't this enter some sort of old joke time-space continuum thing? Like the cat with buttered toast on its back? Q: How can you tell if a Polish blond has been sitting at your computer? A: There's white-out on the screen, but not real white-out, it's white paint.

12-11-2007, 11:42 AM	#4
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I didn't expect the one beige area in the British Isles. Do they have one for redheads??

12-11-2007, 02:34 PM	#7
findpolitics Long Time Listener, First Time Caller Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 32	I think we now know where the hole in the Ozone layer is.

12-11-2007, 03:51 PM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	isn't it funny how there's more blondes in the HEEL of Italy's boot than anywhere else in Italy? you'd think the Italian blones would be in the north.

12-11-2007, 06:59 PM	#10
Leah Love my Heffalumps Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia (best place in the world) Posts: 346	It would be interesting to see the stats for here in Australia. We have a huge nation of blonde heads roaming around, including myself.

12-11-2007, 09:00 PM	#12
Leah Love my Heffalumps Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia (best place in the world) Posts: 346	Hi ya , I'm itching to get back to Thailand to be with the elephants again. I'm hoping Santa will be nice this year and give me a trip. The only problem being I've got a one year old to tow along. There's not many blonde heads over there, I stand out in a crowd.

12-11-2007, 10:24 PM	#14
Leah Love my Heffalumps Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia (best place in the world) Posts: 346	aw, thanks darls.

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