Effed Up Holiday Songs

Shawnee123 · 12-12-2007, 02:34 PM

We got our daily update with this in the quote section:

“HARK ! ! ..the HEARLDED AnGELS sing.

Well, my sister-in-law, another funny guy, and I ran with it, and came up with this list of Christmas/holiday songs as would be presented by the lady who always apologizes for the "incontinence":

Old Lane Sign
Grandma got runned over by a raindeer.
Way in the Manager.
Did you see what I seen?
Deck them halls
Rudolf the rednose raindeer
The waffle song (here we come a-waffling among the leafs so green)
What child is them?
Slay ride
I seen mommy kissing santa claus
Hollylooya cores
Do them knows its christmas?
The Stockings Was Hung By the Chimley With Care (I knoooowwwww it’s not a song)
Who dis Baby Daddy? (What Child Is This?)(My favorite: the official christmas song of the Jerry Springer show)
Blew Christmas
I Seen Mommy Kissin’ Sam and claws

Any more?

ferret88 · 12-12-2007, 11:36 PM

How about I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus?

Shawnee123 · 12-13-2007, 10:01 AM

thanks ferret88.

LJ · 12-13-2007, 10:05 AM

Shawnee123 · 12-13-2007, 10:05 AM

What the fuck? It's a cricket...you know, chirp, chirp.

lmao

LJ · 12-13-2007, 10:07 AM

nono....not the cricket....the ebonics

Shawnee123 · 12-13-2007, 10:11 AM

lol...hey, I just laugh at 'em, the jokes write themselves.

ZenGum · 12-13-2007, 11:47 AM

We wish you a merry syphilis,
We wish you a merry syphilis,
We wish you a merry syphilis,
and a happy gonorrhea!

spudcon · 12-20-2007, 09:13 PM

I saw mommy kissing Santa's balls.

12-12-2007, 02:34 PM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Effed Up Holiday Songs We got our daily update with this in the quote section: “HARK ! ! ..the HEARLDED AnGELS sing. Well, my sister-in-law, another funny guy, and I ran with it, and came up with this list of Christmas/holiday songs as would be presented by the lady who always apologizes for the "incontinence": Old Lane Sign Grandma got runned over by a raindeer. Way in the Manager. Did you see what I seen? Deck them halls Rudolf the rednose raindeer The waffle song (here we come a-waffling among the leafs so green) What child is them? Slay ride I seen mommy kissing santa claus Hollylooya cores Do them knows its christmas? The Stockings Was Hung By the Chimley With Care (I knoooowwwww it’s not a song) Who dis Baby Daddy? (What Child Is This?)(My favorite: the official christmas song of the Jerry Springer show) Blew Christmas I Seen Mommy Kissin’ Sam and claws Any more?

12-13-2007, 10:01 AM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	thanks ferret88. Attached Images

12-13-2007, 10:05 AM	#4
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	__________________ Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens

12-13-2007, 10:07 AM	#6
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	nono....not the cricket....the ebonics __________________ Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens

12-13-2007, 11:47 AM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	We wish you a merry syphilis, We wish you a merry syphilis, We wish you a merry syphilis, and a happy gonorrhea! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-12-2007, 11:36 PM	#2
ferret88 (This space left intentionally UN-blank.) Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 604	How about I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus?

12-13-2007, 10:11 AM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lol...hey, I just laugh at 'em, the jokes write themselves.

12-20-2007, 09:13 PM	#9
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	I saw mommy kissing Santa's balls.

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