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Old 01-28-2008, 06:36 PM   #1
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which hand do you beat your wife with?

right or left?
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Old 01-28-2008, 06:37 PM   #2
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I don't have a wife
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Old 01-28-2008, 06:38 PM   #3
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ok, which hand does your husband beat you with?
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Old 01-28-2008, 06:40 PM   #4
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He doesn't beat me...at anything!
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Old 01-28-2008, 06:42 PM   #5
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Are you suggesting that my husband hurt his hand?!?

I don't appreciate this line of questioning, sir.

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Old 01-28-2008, 06:43 PM   #6
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Or, which hand do you beat your husband with?
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Old 01-28-2008, 06:54 PM   #7
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no spouse. hah!
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:00 PM   #8
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so...who do you beat on?
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:06 PM   #9
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the little man in the boat, of course....
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Old 01-28-2008, 09:33 PM   #10
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He doesnt count, coz he REAALLLY likes it!

I'm an arse or kidney puncher...usually the right hand unless I use a combination hit.

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Old 01-28-2008, 09:56 PM   #11
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I make my living with my hands--they're too valuable to risk. I pay someone to take care of things for me as necessary.
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Old 01-29-2008, 08:02 AM   #12
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omg lj kills me
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