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Old 03-13-2008, 03:38 PM   #1
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I have the solution for global warming

All we have to do is collect all the extra ice from Wendy's beverages and send it to the arctic.

Seriously, 5 lbs of ice and 1 oz of pop. What am I, a polar bear?

I think it'll work.
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Old 03-13-2008, 03:39 PM   #2
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you could be onto something there.....
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:13 PM   #3
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Ice Diet

Melting one pound of ice requires input of 143 Btu of energy. To raise the temperature of the melted water from 32°F to 98°F takes another 66 Btu/lb, for a total of about 210 Btu per pound of ice. 1 Btu ~ 250 calories*.

Therefore, eating the ice will help you lose weight, as your body must generate that energy through conversion of fat to energy to maintain your body temperature.

*Food energy is usually measured in Calories, which are really kilocalories, so 1 Cal = 1 kcal = 1000 calories.
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:21 PM   #4
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:27 PM   #5
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:46 PM   #6
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Should that be Men Unready for Frigid Females?
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:55 PM   #7
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shooooot, you dove on that muff thing pretty quickly.
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Old 03-13-2008, 07:43 PM   #8
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Melting one pound of ice requires input of 143 Btu of energy. To raise the temperature of the melted water from 32°F to 98°F takes another 66 Btu/lb, for a total of about 210 Btu per pound of ice. 1 Btu ~ 250 calories*.

*Food energy is usually measured in Calories, which are really kilocalories, so 1 Cal = 1 kcal = 1000 calories.
So, (250 little-c-calories) times (210 Btu) divided by 1000 = 52.5 regular food Calories per pound of ice I crunch? That's not bad, but I'd kind of hoped for a little more for my efforts. Maybe the chewing burns off some calories too?
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Old 03-13-2008, 07:48 PM   #9
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I wonder how many pounds of ice you would need to eat to offset a double with cheese, large fries and a frosty.
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