Weird News

[classicman]

Linky broken - here it is again

[xoxoxoBruce]

Great, if this catches on our car insurance will skyrocket.

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by Lamplighter

NY Times

A Kind of Hunt That Even Deer Can Get Behind

Originally Posted by classicman

Linky broken - here it is again

Hey, Land Between The Lakes (where this round of the tournament took place) is my stomping grounds! Hunted in there many times since I was a boy.

This deer hunting tournament thing got started out as a non-"catch & release" venture, i.e., you hunt the deer, you shoot the deer, you kill the deer. That didn't go over too well. With anybody, it seems. Too much like a 'killing contest'. It morphed into this incarnation pretty quickly, though.

We literally hunt the hell outta deer, and there's more of them than we can stand to have, so I don't guess this will do any more harm.

[TheMercenary]

An interesting article by Mike Yon.

Some fantastic pics as well. The setting is Nepal.

The Killing.

http://www.michaelyon-online.com/ima...g-oct-2010.pdf

[Pete Zicato]

The mind boggles.

No Charges for Mom Whose Baby Lost Testicles in Dog Attack

[Adak]

The UK gov't just acknowledged that they had, during the days following the end of WWII, planted some limpet mines and incendiary devices, onto several of the ships transporting Jews to Palestine.

This was done at the request of several mid-eastern oil rich countries, who were blaming the British (who administered the area of Palestine under a UN mandate, at that time) for allowing these Jews to enter their former (prior to their expulsion by the Muslims around 460 A.D.), homeland.

Not entirely unexpected, since the Jewish hard liners in Palestine (Hagonah), were killing British soldiers by that time, with bombs, as well.

[ZenGum]

There's never a Samuel L Jackson around when you need one.

http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/c...-1225942045322

[Flint]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

There's never a Samuel L Jackson around when you need one.

http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/c...-1225942045322

First I'm thinking "one alligator killed 19 people?--damn!" then I read the bullet point

Crocodile escapes from carrier bag

and I'm thinking "JESUS CHRIST, one little bitty alligator that fits inside a handbag kills 19 motherƒucking people??? WTF???"

Then it turns out that the stupid bastards offed themself by wrecking the plane. One final thought: this is why we have to have RULES in society, and, in general, why rules are better followed rather than ignored. A statistically significant percentage of people do shit like this.

[Shawnee123]

Seriously. Or they sit at the public library sniffling and snorting and talking on their cell phone to Amaleen or Billy Ray while 15 tonne of mascara and eyeliner runs down their face and their face piercings leak an unidentifiable liquid substance.

I gotta go, I think the guy next to me is going to throw up.

It's a fucking freak circus here. I wish these people would get on a croc plane. I bet I can find 19 of them in about 3 seconds.

(Was only trying to waste some time before I'm scheduled to pick up my friend. Ugh.)

[HungLikeJesus]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

...

(Was only trying to waste some time before I'm scheduled to pick up my friend. Ugh.)

Say hi to Ugh for us. Is he Swedish?

[Bogart]

It's refreshing to know that you don't have to trowel the underbelly of society to find truly weird news. Sometimes it lands in your lap courtesy of that American elite; Hollyweird.

So what about Randy Quaid? What went wrong here, and how did he manage to find a soulmate to join him in this death-spiral?

I'm only vaguely acquainted with the original media attention. Something I read in passing about his running out on a bill, vandalism and hanging out in a home he had sold and no longer had claim to.

This isn't completely surprising, odd, but I'm accustomed to the odd eccentricity of stars. Especially when fueled by a proper dose of alcohol, drugs, or general mental decline. Even running up to Canada to skip out on a bill I am fairly certain he could have just quietly paid and retained some dignity. But now this?

There, the pair — who were arrested a day earlier on outstanding U.S. warrants — told an adjudicator that the actor has had eight close friends murdered in recent years, adding they fear that they could be next.

In a handwritten note, shown to media by their Vancouver-based lawyer, Brian Tsuji, the couple said: "Yes we are requesting asylum from Hollywood 'STAR WHACKERS.'"

Those Quaid counts among his "murdered" friends include actors Heath Ledger and David Carradine.

Arrested Hollywood star Randy Quaid and wife fear 'star whackers,' seek refugee status in Canada

Now, Ledger was a rising star, Carradine was managing a decent comeback lately, but I have to assume that some conspiracy would mean that they all had something shared in common that would make them a target. Their demises aren't even in alphabetical order.

I can think of at least a dozen other stars more deserving of being targeted by "STAR WHACKERS". While Ledger and Quaid shared a role in Brokeback Mountain, Carradine didn't. It would have been nice had they included a slightly longer list. After all, even a delusion has some base, but to create a shared delusion one would think would it would have to have a better grounding.

Other tidbits are that Quaid has lots of "beard" and drives a 10 year old Camry. I guess the latter either implies he's a poor handler of his money, or rather conservative in his spending.

"He didn't look like one of those (Hollywood) guys. He had lots of beard and his car had lots of junk in the back," said Hank Ew of Bill Chow Jewellers who described Quaid's car as a 10 year-old dark-coloured Toyota packed with personal belongings.

Quiet Vancouver neighbourhood privy to bizarre Randy Quaid arrest

After Mel Gibson I think that having lots of beard is now par for the course when you begin your decent.

Apparently Quaid was also banned for life from Actors' Equity Association and fined $81,572 stemming from complaints by all 26 members of the cast of "Lone Star Love". You can piss off some of the people some of the time, but to piss off all the people all of the time shows extraordinary effort.

I don't know what to make of that, but it did give rise to this most excellent quote:

Quaid said, "I am guilty of only one thing: Giving a performance that elicited a response so deeply felt by the actors and producers with little experience of my creative process that they actually think I am Falstaff."

Randy Quaid fined, banned for life by actors' union over Seattle imbroglio

You gotta love the bravado.

But now we get this:

"I would not do anything to besmirch my reputation any further than it has been," the actor said.

"I'm trying to do damage control."

uhh... traveling around getting arrested, missing court dates, fleeing the country and then proclaiming yourself the victim of a shadowy group murdering fellow actors isn't the best PR.

But then again, what do I know? He's got a lot to compete with these days. If the old adage, "Any publicity is good publicity", then Britney Spears surely upped the ante quite a bit.

Now, most of the pathos of the stars is just plain boring. I wouldn't know who Lohan or Hilton were except their latest escapades constantly being forced upon me. OJ and Robert Blake had to kill someone to get noticed, so I guess they're counted as worthy. Walking on a murder charge is also noteworthy. Never the less, I have to now wonder; just what has happened to Randy Quaid?

[Shawnee123]

Originally Posted by Flint

I believe it was Peter Griffin who identified public libraries as the place where homeless people go to do their BMs.

I remember, as a kid, it was more of a place of solitude and reverence. Librarians shushed you. Kids didn't run up and down the stairs whoopin' and hollerin'. The advent of the computer terminals has brought in a batch of folks that change the landscape. It IS a public place, but I miss the old days. I thought "you might not know it, but if you look around you will see thousands of wonderful books. Read a couple, see what you think."

And get offa my lawn!

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Say hi to Ugh for us. Is he Swedish?

Ha! Judging by the, em...size, I would certainly say he got in on the ground floor of the country's penis enlarger industry.

Kidding, it was a g-friend, shopping for Halloween costumes for the Halloween wedding on Sunday.

I think I'll be a hippy.

[TheMercenary]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I remember, as a kid, it was more of a place of solitude and reverence. Librarians shushed you.

Supposedly now they are going to have computers do that.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Good idea, if the ambient noise level get too high the computer shuts down. If you're the one making the noise, you shut up, and if it's someone else, you knock 'em the fuck out. Very effective.

[Flint]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I remember, as a kid, it was more of a place of solitude and reverence. Librarians shushed you. Kids didn't run up and down the stairs whoopin' and hollerin'. The advent of the computer terminals has brought in a batch of folks that change the landscape. It IS a public place, but I miss the old days. I thought "you might not know it, but if you look around you will see thousands of wonderful books. Read a couple, see what you think."

Libraries figured they had better get on the computer bandwagon, or get left behind.

Sometimes when you get on the bandwagon, you leave yourself behind.