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Old 04-15-2008, 01:39 PM   #1
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Talking Go Google Search Yourself!

Bored?


1 Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:

2 Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:

3 Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:

4 Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:

5 Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:

6 Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:

7 Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:

8 Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:

9 Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:


I got some pretty funny ones, and some that were suspiciously accurate! lol!
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Old 04-15-2008, 01:53 PM   #2
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I have one of the most common names in america, so that stuff never really works for me.
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Old 04-15-2008, 02:07 PM   #3
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It isn't meant to be accurate, some of the responses are just funny.

For instance, say your name is Dave (common). I plug in "Dave needs".
First hit: Dave needs a hug.lol!!


Let's try Jinx now: "Jinx Needs"

First hit: Jinx needs a change of luck.


I apologize, I get bored when I'm not working...The more common the name, the better, I say!



Flint needs: Flint needs a neighborhood action plan to overcome Flint City Hall ...
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Old 04-15-2008, 02:42 PM   #4
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2nd hit "binky needs a hip replacement"
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Old 04-15-2008, 03:06 PM   #5
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2nd hit "binky needs a hip replacement"
Think that's bad? lol! Try "binky goes"....
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Old 04-15-2008, 04:43 PM   #6
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...needs laser surgery
...looks like a typical actress.
...likes that place a lot maybe because with fortress behind and vast stretch of fields in front, she feels like a queen being there.
...loves me so much, should I also not long for her?
...says that tantra is only a small part of Osho's spiritual message.
...has many epithets describing her qualities and characteristics.
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Old 04-15-2008, 05:14 PM   #7
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Binky goes nuts! or Binky goes bad LOL!!
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Old 04-15-2008, 05:38 PM   #8
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Binky gone wild?
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Old 04-15-2008, 05:43 PM   #9
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Terry needs money...no shit, sherlock!
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Old 04-15-2008, 06:45 PM   #10
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Terry needs money...no shit, sherlock!
That's strange because so does sycamore.
~snip~I am tired of every time I turn around, Sycamore needs money as a result of the growth! ~snip~
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Old 04-15-2008, 06:46 PM   #11
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Binky gone wild?
Binky too old for that LOL
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Old 04-15-2008, 07:26 PM   #12
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Antimatter needs to be kept as plasma trapped in magnetic fields
Antimatter looks like matter traveling back in time
Antimatter says, "and a mysterious voice that told me what to do when I entered the meeting
Antimatter Loves You
Antimatter has not been completely explained

Hmm...
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Old 04-16-2008, 09:01 AM   #13
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Glatt needs to do some soul searching.
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Old 04-16-2008, 11:30 AM   #14
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Shawnee wants fans to see what he sees in music. It inspires a plethora of emotions and presents a “swirling aurora of colors and sounds in my head ... Freak

Shawnee needs to put more money into maintenance and overall design to improve the course, which could be tough because how do you change a Tillinghast ...Bite me

Shawnee has managed to garner an entirely new audience of fans with her role as the initially ... But of course!

This one is cheating but is just too funny:
He loves everyone to go in the pen with him and pet him. He will even wait for food instead of jumping at me like Shawnee does. She is just crazy. ... Well duh!

PS lol @ antimatter's illustrated compendium
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Old 04-16-2008, 11:40 AM   #15
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Mine don't work properly.
If I type in Sundae Girl I get a couple of threads about a book of the same name and Cellar threads.
If I use my formal first name I get pages of threads about a popstar with the same name (who was recently cheated on by her husband)
If I use my usual first name, it's a fruit rather than a name and brings up really random results.

Sigh.
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