I have a hive

Cloud · 06-13-2008, 12:08 AM

Just got back from swimming; now I have a hive-looking raised bump near my collarbone; just at water level. Something, probably a drowning wasp, stung me.

Hope I live to see the morning. I have a bottle of Nyquil I can down in an emergency. :p

Elspode · 06-13-2008, 12:18 AM

I read this thread title and got all excited because I thought I was going to be able to buy honey from you. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that it was merely about anaphylactic shock.

Cloud · 06-13-2008, 12:24 AM

you don't want my honey? (pouts)

Elspode · 06-13-2008, 12:25 AM

Only if I can dip it out of the honeypot myself?

Cloud · 06-13-2008, 12:33 AM

couldn't do beekeeping, though.

too many bees!

Flint · 06-13-2008, 12:35 AM

Well, this thread has run its course.

Elspode · 06-13-2008, 12:40 AM

Nonsense. There's always room in a thread for more sexual innuendo.

lumberjim · 06-13-2008, 12:52 AM

definition of innuendo: an Italian supository

regular.joe · 06-13-2008, 12:53 AM

Do you have a little Italian in you?

TheMercenary · 06-13-2008, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by regular.joe

Do you have a little Italian in you?

You mean like a short Italian guy with a small penis?

Sundae · 06-13-2008, 07:14 AM

Or a big Italian guy just slipping you the tip...

Cloud · 06-13-2008, 09:36 AM

whew! made it. I always hated that, "if I should die before I wake" prayer.

06-13-2008, 12:08 AM	#1
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I have a hive Just got back from swimming; now I have a hive-looking raised bump near my collarbone; just at water level. Something, probably a drowning wasp, stung me. Hope I live to see the morning. I have a bottle of Nyquil I can down in an emergency. :p __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

06-13-2008, 12:18 AM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I read this thread title and got all excited because I thought I was going to be able to buy honey from you. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that it was merely about anaphylactic shock. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-13-2008, 12:24 AM	#3
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	you don't want my honey? (pouts) __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

06-13-2008, 12:25 AM	#4
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Only if I can dip it out of the honeypot myself? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-13-2008, 12:33 AM	#5
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	couldn't do beekeeping, though. too many bees! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

06-13-2008, 12:35 AM	#6
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Well, this thread has run its course. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-13-2008, 12:40 AM	#7
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Nonsense. There's always room in a thread for more sexual innuendo. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-13-2008, 12:52 AM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	definition of innuendo: an Italian supository __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-13-2008, 12:53 AM	#9
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	Do you have a little Italian in you? __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

06-13-2008, 07:14 AM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Or a big Italian guy just slipping you the tip... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-13-2008, 09:36 AM	#12
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	whew! made it. I always hated that, "if I should die before I wake" prayer. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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