August 22, 2008: Guinea Pig Festival - Page 2

Agent-G · 08-26-2008, 02:13 AM

sweet..so they dress them up, then eat them.

Gravdigr · 09-03-2008, 04:10 PM

Come on people!!! Not one Richard Gere/guinea pig up his ass joke?? Not one? Really?

lookout123 · 09-03-2008, 04:13 PM

how immature.

dar512 · 09-04-2008, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Come on people!!! Not one Richard Gere/guinea pig up his ass joke?? Not one? Really?

Probably didn't occur to people because the story refers to hamsters.

Guinea pigs are quite a bit larger.

Cloud · 09-04-2008, 08:32 PM

I find dressing up your food in cute lil' costumes before you eat it quite disturbing.

wolf · 09-04-2008, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Come on people!!! Not one Richard Gere/guinea pig up his ass joke?? Not one? Really?

No, because it was Jerry Penacoli, with a hamster.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-05-2008, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by dar512

Probably didn't occur to people because the story refers to hamsters.

Guinea pigs are quite a bit larger.

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Originally Posted by wolf

No, because it was Jerry Penacoli, with a hamster.

No no no, it was a Gerbil, folks.
That's why I invented the "Gerbil Jerk", to avoid tragic endings.

BrianR · 09-05-2008, 12:54 AM

I thought it was a gerbil also...

dar512 · 09-05-2008, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

No no no, it was a Gerbil, folks.

Urban legends tend to morph as they travel. I suspect the details of the story depend on where and when you heard it.

There are about 39,000 google entries for gere and gerbil. About 72,000 for gere and hamster. You could probably plot a US map of who heard what story - like the map of what people call carbonated drinks.

There's probably a graduate project in social science in there somewhere.

HungLikeJesus · 09-05-2008, 10:47 AM

I thought it was a pineapple.

Sundae · 09-05-2008, 11:07 AM

No, that's Mau Mau

xoxoxoBruce · 09-05-2008, 11:20 AM

Pamplemousse!!

BrianR · 09-05-2008, 08:16 PM

<snicker> the pineapple comment reminded me of a joke I played on some gay guys at a vending fair...

They had very large, er, sex toys for sale and the size amazed almost everyone. At one point, I slipped off to the supermarket, bought a pineapple and brought it back to our table, which was close to theirs. I sneaked one of their price tags off, put it on the fruit, and secreted the pineapple on their shelf. The looks on people's faces were priceless, as well as the fact that it took them two hours to spot the plant.

09-03-2008, 04:10 PM	#17
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BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I thought it was a gerbil also... __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

09-05-2008, 10:47 AM	#25
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I thought it was a pineapple. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-26-2008, 02:13 AM	#16
Agent-G Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Lake Tahoe, California Posts: 103	sweet..so they dress them up, then eat them.

09-05-2008, 11:07 AM	#26
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	No, that's Mau Mau

09-05-2008, 11:20 AM	#27
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Pamplemousse!! __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-05-2008, 08:16 PM	#28
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	<snicker> the pineapple comment reminded me of a joke I played on some gay guys at a vending fair... They had very large, er, sex toys for sale and the size amazed almost everyone. At one point, I slipped off to the supermarket, bought a pineapple and brought it back to our table, which was close to theirs. I sneaked one of their price tags off, put it on the fruit, and secreted the pineapple on their shelf. The looks on people's faces were priceless, as well as the fact that it took them two hours to spot the plant. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

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