old commercials were really really bad

lumberjim · 12-30-2008, 09:49 AM

are you a pecker? oh..pepper?

recognize this guy?

SteveDallas · 12-30-2008, 10:42 AM

They ought to have a sequel where pigtail girl comes back and takes her revenge.

I showed this one to my daughter once. She said it creeped her out just a little. I couldn't disagree.

Trilby · 12-30-2008, 11:39 AM

the Tab cola "Be a Mind Sticker" commerical was UNREAL. "When you can't be with him, be in his mind...have a nice shape...he WANTS you to have a nice shape...having a nice shape has it's rewards..."

OMHFG! It's like John Lennon said: Woman is the nigger of the world.

Undertoad · 12-30-2008, 11:46 AM

The "I'm a Pepper" jingle was written by Randy Newman ("Short People", "I Love LA", etc) and Jake Holmes ("Dazed and Confused" yes THAT Dazed and Confused). Holmes went on to also write "Be all that you can be" for the US Army, "The best a man can get" for Gilllette, and "Come see the softer side of Sears". The star of the "I'm a Pepper" commercial was David Naughton, who went on to star in "American Werewolf in London" as well as starring in the TV Series "Makin' It" and singing on the hit single "Makin' It" which was the show's theme.

Trilby · 12-30-2008, 11:48 AM

I always had a crush on that Pepper guy. Him and David Cassidy.

SteveDallas · 12-30-2008, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I always had a crush on that Pepper guy. Him and David Cassidy.

Let me guess... slash fiction?

Trilby · 12-30-2008, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Let me guess... slash fiction?

Who would play the male? Ha ha.

Srsly, I had no idea what slash fiction was till just now when I Wiki'd it. I get the concept---esp. Kirk/Spock. Those two were in love and it was wrong for women to come between them, but Kirk just couldn't help himself.

Flint · 12-30-2008, 12:19 PM

I think I posted that McDLT video in one of Jim's threads and he voted it down. That dumb bastard.

Shawnee123 · 12-30-2008, 12:21 PM

I remember that. I remembered it as me posting it, but in retrospect you did!

I can't believe I can't find the Shake and Bake commercial. "It's Shake and Bake, daddddy, and Ah Halped."

(How does one do a southern accent in print?)

lumberjim · 12-30-2008, 01:44 PM

i only posted the mcdlt video because the dr pepper reminded me of it...the whole dancing down the sidewalk thing..... soooo ghey.

Sundae · 12-30-2008, 02:20 PM

That just doesn't make sense!
The concept of McDLT I mean.
How could they keep it on the hotplate for a start?
And what does the D stand for? In BLT it's bacon. In DLT... donkey?

I wish I could find the Kellogg's Pop Tarts commercial we were subjected to in the 80's, but looking at the American ones on YouTube I have a feeling you've been punished enough. I assume it was made for a European market as one of the lines was "Four great flavours and they're waiting for you..." inappropriate for the home market at the time? It was just such a random tune though. It was the sort of jingle people make up in teamwork seminars and cringe about afterwards.

Not all of ours were rubbish. And certain catchphrases provide instant bonding moments for people of a certain age. Ask any Brit over about 30 to say Accrington Stanley to you. I bet they say it with a Scouse accent. And if they don't, they're thinking it.

And this is what I grew up with. Which is why my bro and I made a pact never to buy products with bad or badly dubbed adverts, it only encourages them.

Some are quintessentially British. But Pepsi is obviously dubbed (WHY? lazy, lazy advertisers) and the Coke and Cornflakes ones are American too.

Flint · 12-30-2008, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

And what does the D stand for? In BLT it's bacon. In DLT... donkey?

McD onalds, or "Mickey D's"

Sundae · 12-30-2008, 02:30 PM

But, but - wouldn't that apply to everything they sell...?

Yeah okay... I admit I missed it...

kerosene · 12-30-2008, 03:37 PM

It's okay SG...I missed it when I was a kid and was extremely disappointed when I found that my sandwich had no bacon and was just a crappy burger like all the rest...so why all the fooforah? I guess I didn't pay enough attention to the commercials.

That Bianco commercial cracked me up, btw. And my husband got a lot of mileage out of that "Charge Dodger" commercial at work, today.

Elspode · 12-30-2008, 08:14 PM

I remember some with great fondness...

12-30-2008, 09:49 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	old commercials were really really bad are you a pecker? oh..pepper? recognize this guy? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-30-2008, 11:39 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	the Tab cola "Be a Mind Sticker" commerical was UNREAL. "When you can't be with him, be in his mind...have a nice shape...he WANTS you to have a nice shape...having a nice shape has it's rewards..." OMHFG! It's like John Lennon said: Woman is the nigger of the world. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-30-2008, 11:48 AM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I always had a crush on that Pepper guy. Him and David Cassidy. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-30-2008, 12:19 PM	#8
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12-30-2008, 12:21 PM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I remember that. I remembered it as me posting it, but in retrospect you did! I can't believe I can't find the Shake and Bake commercial. "It's Shake and Bake, daddddy, and Ah Halped." (How does one do a southern accent in print?) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 12-30-2008 at 12:32 PM.

12-30-2008, 10:42 AM	#2
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	They ought to have a sequel where pigtail girl comes back and takes her revenge. I showed this one to my daughter once. She said it creeped her out just a little. I couldn't disagree.

12-30-2008, 11:46 AM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The "I'm a Pepper" jingle was written by Randy Newman ("Short People", "I Love LA", etc) and Jake Holmes ("Dazed and Confused" yes THAT Dazed and Confused). Holmes went on to also write "Be all that you can be" for the US Army, "The best a man can get" for Gilllette, and "Come see the softer side of Sears". The star of the "I'm a Pepper" commercial was David Naughton, who went on to star in "American Werewolf in London" as well as starring in the TV Series "Makin' It" and singing on the hit single "Makin' It" which was the show's theme.

12-30-2008, 01:44 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i only posted the mcdlt video because the dr pepper reminded me of it...the whole dancing down the sidewalk thing..... soooo ghey. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-30-2008, 02:20 PM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	That just doesn't make sense! The concept of McDLT I mean. How could they keep it on the hotplate for a start? And what does the D stand for? In BLT it's bacon. In DLT... donkey? I wish I could find the Kellogg's Pop Tarts commercial we were subjected to in the 80's, but looking at the American ones on YouTube I have a feeling you've been punished enough. I assume it was made for a European market as one of the lines was "Four great flavours and they're waiting for you..." inappropriate for the home market at the time? It was just such a random tune though. It was the sort of jingle people make up in teamwork seminars and cringe about afterwards. Not all of ours were rubbish. And certain catchphrases provide instant bonding moments for people of a certain age. Ask any Brit over about 30 to say Accrington Stanley to you. I bet they say it with a Scouse accent. And if they don't, they're thinking it. And this is what I grew up with. Which is why my bro and I made a pact never to buy products with bad or badly dubbed adverts, it only encourages them. Some are quintessentially British. But Pepsi is obviously dubbed (WHY? lazy, lazy advertisers) and the Coke and Cornflakes ones are American too.

12-30-2008, 02:30 PM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	But, but - wouldn't that apply to everything they sell...? Yeah okay... I admit I missed it...

12-30-2008, 03:37 PM	#14
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	It's okay SG...I missed it when I was a kid and was extremely disappointed when I found that my sandwich had no bacon and was just a crappy burger like all the rest...so why all the fooforah? I guess I didn't pay enough attention to the commercials. That Bianco commercial cracked me up, btw. And my husband got a lot of mileage out of that "Charge Dodger" commercial at work, today.

12-30-2008, 08:14 PM	#15
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I remember some with great fondness... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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