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03-06-2009, 09:26 AM | #1 |
To shreds, you say?
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Settling the shark/dolphin debate
The inch has started piano lessons with a very nice woman who teaches a couple of simple things and then asks him to name "the song" he's just written. The inch called his "song":
The Ferocious Shark Otherwise Known As My Sweet Dolphin. There you have it. For the record he has never dwelled at the cellar. This is his own invention entirely. It must be a meme.
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03-06-2009, 10:48 AM | #2 |
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Racial memory.
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03-06-2009, 11:10 AM | #3 |
We have to go back, Kate!
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Oh my, that's just fantastic. How marvellous is that?
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03-06-2009, 11:12 AM | #4 |
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That's what you think.
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03-06-2009, 11:32 AM | #5 |
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That's really brilliant! I LOVE that! How does the song go?
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03-07-2009, 11:53 AM | #6 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Your kid is awesome
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03-09-2009, 07:46 AM | #7 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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That is pretty funny Feet.
kids.
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