Mar 20, 2009: Bat-ronaut - Page 2

Sheldonrs · 03-20-2009, 12:13 PM

What NASA doesn't want us to know is that, due to budget cuts, the bat is now the space shuttle's new RADAR system.

capnhowdy · 03-20-2009, 11:24 PM

Yeah. Klinger was telling me about that. Said he just couldn't stand the heat.
Now they gotta figure out who gets his stimulus check. The bat's. Klinger doesn't get one.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-21-2009, 01:52 AM

SPUCK · 03-21-2009, 03:05 AM

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars.. THERE'S A FRIKKEN BAT HERE!!!

Sundae · 03-21-2009, 08:50 AM

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Gizmodo wrote; Bereft of his ability to fly and with nowhere to go, a courageous bat climbed aboard our Discovery with stars in his weak little eyes. The launch commenced, and Spacebat trembled as his frail mammalian body was gently pushed skyward. For the last time, he felt the primal joy of flight; for the first, the indescribable feeling of ascending toward his dream—a place far away from piercing screeches and crowded caves, stretching forever into fathomless blackness.
Whether he was consumed in the exhaust flames or frozen solid in the stratosphere is of no concern. We know that Spacebat died, but his dream will live on in all of us.

Broke my heart!

Sheldonrs · 03-21-2009, 12:05 PM

Well, Florida IS close to Cuba. Maybe the bat escaped from Guanotanamo Bay.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-21-2009, 01:36 PM

Guanotanamo?

TheMercenary · 03-22-2009, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Well, Florida IS close to Cuba. Maybe the bat escaped from Guanotanamo Bay.

busterb · 03-21-2009, 08:58 PM

Guano, batshit????????

Sheldonrs · 03-21-2009, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by busterb

Guano, batshit????????

Yup. It's used for fertilizer. It's actually a billion dollar business.

capnhowdy · 03-22-2009, 08:49 AM

Outranked only by the bullshit industry.

03-20-2009, 12:13 PM	#1
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	What NASA doesn't want us to know is that, due to budget cuts, the bat is now the space shuttle's new RADAR system. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-20-2009, 11:24 PM	#2
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Yeah. Klinger was telling me about that. Said he just couldn't stand the heat. Now they gotta figure out who gets his stimulus check. The bat's. Klinger doesn't get one. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-21-2009, 01:52 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	__________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-21-2009, 03:05 AM	#4
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	This is Major Tom to Ground Control I’m stepping through the door And I’m floating in a most peculiar way And the stars.. THERE'S A FRIKKEN BAT HERE!!! Last edited by SPUCK; 03-21-2009 at 04:10 AM.

03-21-2009, 12:05 PM	#6
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Well, Florida IS close to Cuba. Maybe the bat escaped from Guanotanamo Bay. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-21-2009, 01:36 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Guanotanamo? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-21-2009, 08:58 PM	#9
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Guano, batshit???????? __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

03-22-2009, 08:49 AM	#11
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Outranked only by the bullshit industry. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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