Your Most Humiliating Car - Page 6

xoxoxoBruce · 03-26-2009, 12:31 PM

Ripple, Boone's Farm or MD20/20 are more my speed, maybe that's why I don't belong.

footfootfoot · 03-26-2009, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Pop did the 32 degree Scottish Rite, (you know, ate the baby and everything

)

Scottish did you say? Must have been a "day old" baby then...

Crimson Ghost · 03-27-2009, 12:05 AM

Someone has to eat the left-overs....

Radar · 03-27-2009, 12:12 AM

My first car was a 1977 Ford Grenada. I drove this while in High school in 1987. It sucked.

Crimson Ghost · 03-27-2009, 12:30 AM

Well, Radar, I'm sorry to hear that High School sucked for you.

Radar · 03-27-2009, 01:10 AM

High School didn't suck. Being seen driving a 1977 Ford Grenada sucked. I used to have a girl I didn't even like drive me around and let me use her car. I used her car to pick up other girls.

Crimson Ghost · 03-27-2009, 01:54 AM

You dirty rat bastard.

Pretty slick.

Yznhymr · 03-28-2009, 08:17 PM

Smooth Radar…quite devious, indeed.

Elspode · 03-28-2009, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Brett's Honey

My very first car was a freebie - a Ford Fairlaine 500. Since it took at least 5 quarts of oil a day, I bought it by the case - "Around the World Re-recycled oil". CHEAP STUFF! But my MOST fav sheels came a couple years later, I got one of the first Yamaha 650 Specials - black with gold metal flake. I wore that bike out!

Wow. I'm giving very serious consideration to buying one of those derivatives...a Maxim.

Yznhymr · 03-28-2009, 08:55 PM

My most embarrassing car was a Ford. Specifically a puke green 1992 Aerostar piece of crap. It was actually my wife’s, but we could never get the A/C to work more than a few months straight. Replaced the compressor twice, then the entire system. Since I couldn’t let my wife drive our three kids around in our heat and high humidity without A/C, I drove it. Those were the three hottest summers I ever remember suffering through.

Then so many other crazy things happened…complete brake system failure late at night, starter wouldn’t turn off or burn out, and on and on…

I said I’d never get a Ford again, then I did because it seemed like such a great deal (and it was new with a full warranty). Well, as you could probably guess, it was in for five warranty items in the first 18 months, including a complete rebuild of the rear-end. A couple of years later when the tranny was about dead, I got rid of that piece of crap, too. Truly never again will I waste a dime on another Ford unless it’s to pay someone five bucks so I could swing a sledgehammer at one. Good riddance…and sorry for the bellyaching. I edited and deleted much more than I left.

Crimson Ghost · 03-29-2009, 12:01 AM

Mmmm... puke green.

Kinda makes ya feel all Linda Blair-y.

03-26-2009, 12:31 PM	#76
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Ripple, Boone's Farm or MD20/20 are more my speed, maybe that's why I don't belong. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-27-2009, 12:05 AM	#78
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Someone has to eat the left-overs.... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

03-27-2009, 12:12 AM	#79
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	My first car was a 1977 Ford Grenada. I drove this while in High school in 1987. It sucked. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

03-27-2009, 12:30 AM	#80
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Well, Radar, I'm sorry to hear that High School sucked for you. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

03-27-2009, 01:10 AM	#81
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	High School didn't suck. Being seen driving a 1977 Ford Grenada sucked. I used to have a girl I didn't even like drive me around and let me use her car. I used her car to pick up other girls. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

03-27-2009, 01:54 AM	#82
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	You dirty rat bastard. Pretty slick. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

03-28-2009, 08:17 PM	#83
Yznhymr the crowd goes wild! Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 663	Smooth Radar…quite devious, indeed. __________________ "The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D.

03-28-2009, 08:55 PM	#85
Yznhymr the crowd goes wild! Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 663	My most embarrassing car was a Ford. Specifically a puke green 1992 Aerostar piece of crap. It was actually my wife’s, but we could never get the A/C to work more than a few months straight. Replaced the compressor twice, then the entire system. Since I couldn’t let my wife drive our three kids around in our heat and high humidity without A/C, I drove it. Those were the three hottest summers I ever remember suffering through. Then so many other crazy things happened…complete brake system failure late at night, starter wouldn’t turn off or burn out, and on and on… I said I’d never get a Ford again, then I did because it seemed like such a great deal (and it was new with a full warranty). Well, as you could probably guess, it was in for five warranty items in the first 18 months, including a complete rebuild of the rear-end. A couple of years later when the tranny was about dead, I got rid of that piece of crap, too. Truly never again will I waste a dime on another Ford unless it’s to pay someone five bucks so I could swing a sledgehammer at one. Good riddance…and sorry for the bellyaching. I edited and deleted much more than I left. __________________ "The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D.

03-29-2009, 12:01 AM	#86
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Mmmm... puke green. Kinda makes ya feel all Linda Blair-y. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

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