as a public service...

henry quirk · 03-30-2009, 04:35 PM

...i offer the following

do with it as you will

HA!

http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/...anonymous.html

fargon · 03-30-2009, 04:49 PM

I like licking taint, and the girls liked it also.

SteveDallas · 03-30-2009, 05:38 PM

I'd love to know which teacher.. 8th grade English? College math? Unless it was human sexuality or medical school or something, I'd love to hear how the topic came up.

ZenGum · 03-30-2009, 06:46 PM

'tis so!

TheMercenary · 03-30-2009, 07:10 PM

<~~~~ Still trying to figure out how this is a public service. Maybe he meant Pubic Service.

sugarpop · 03-30-2009, 08:45 PM

bwahahahaha

henry quirk · 03-31-2009, 10:20 AM

public service: this thread is a tidbit to all the taint lickers in the cellar who absolutely must let the world know of their predilection

ZenGum · 04-01-2009, 10:59 PM

Taint = perineum

taint licking = perinealingis

And I say again, 'tis so!!!!

Shawnee123 · 04-02-2009, 08:26 AM

Who really needs to know what they call it...just do it, dammit.

Oh sorry, did I say that out loud?

ZenGum · 04-02-2009, 10:15 PM

Oh come on Shawnee, how many set ups do you need?

'TIS SO!

Shawnee123 · 04-03-2009, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Oh come on Shawnee, how many set ups do you need?

'TIS SO!

Oh fine Zen: T'AINT!

:p

lumberjim · 04-03-2009, 10:13 AM

how performing cunnilingus is like the mafia:

one slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

I signed the taint petition....but i was only the 14th....the kid needs 500 signatures to win his bet! better get ....crackin....!

eta: and the fucking thing is 2 years old!

nevermind...

Aliantha · 04-07-2009, 03:04 AM

As Ben Franklin said:
'In wine there is wisdom.
In beer there is freedom
In water there is bacteria.'

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.

TheMercenary · 04-07-2009, 05:20 AM

ZenGum · 04-08-2009, 06:00 AM

Thank you Ali. And thank you Shawnee.

03-30-2009, 04:35 PM	#1
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	as a public service... ...i offer the following do with it as you will HA! http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/...anonymous.html __________________ like the other guy sez: 'not really back, blah-blah-blah...'

03-30-2009, 04:49 PM	#2
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03-30-2009, 06:46 PM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	'tis so! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-30-2009, 07:10 PM	#5
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	<~~~~ Still trying to figure out how this is a public service. Maybe he meant Pubic Service. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

03-31-2009, 10:20 AM	#7
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	public service: this thread is a tidbit to all the taint lickers in the cellar who absolutely must let the world know of their predilection __________________ like the other guy sez: 'not really back, blah-blah-blah...'

03-30-2009, 05:38 PM	#3
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I'd love to know which teacher.. 8th grade English? College math? Unless it was human sexuality or medical school or something, I'd love to hear how the topic came up.

03-30-2009, 08:45 PM	#6
sugarpop Professor Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the edge of the abyss Posts: 1,947	bwahahahaha

04-01-2009, 10:59 PM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Taint = perineum taint licking = perinealingis And I say again, 'tis so!!!! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-02-2009, 08:26 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Who really needs to know what they call it...just do it, dammit. Oh sorry, did I say that out loud? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-02-2009, 10:15 PM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Oh come on Shawnee, how many set ups do you need? 'TIS SO! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-03-2009, 10:13 AM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	how performing cunnilingus is like the mafia: one slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. I signed the taint petition....but i was only the 14th....the kid needs 500 signatures to win his bet! better get ....crackin....! eta: and the fucking thing is 2 years old! nevermind... __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-07-2009, 03:04 AM	#13
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	As Ben Franklin said: 'In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom In water there is bacteria.' In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-07-2009, 05:20 AM	#14
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	__________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-08-2009, 06:00 AM	#15
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Thank you Ali. And thank you Shawnee. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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