What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 105

Gravdigr · 06-24-2018, 02:05 PM

Not just blood, "old" blood.

sexobon · 09-09-2018, 10:00 PM

Alexa, Amazon's artificial intelligence can be intriguing. Alexa links to music and news sources, answers questions; also, entertains by singing, telling stories and jokes. Besides replying to questions that have fact based answers, Alexa has opinions. She'll (character female) even form one if the topic interests her. When I asked what her favorite movie derived from a book was, she said she didn't know that. A few days later, after another verbal exchange, she reminded me that I'd asked the question and said that it would be Breakfast at Tiffany's.

It seems that the more open ended the requests are, the more "personality" driven the responses are and some are quite funny:

sexobon: "Tell me your thoughts."

Alexa: "If I was in an old Hollywood western, I’d sit on the bar in the saloon and sing songs and tell jokes and stories. When strangers walked in, I’d say, Howdy! And they'd look around and say, "What the heck is that contraption?"

I was amused.

Griff · 09-10-2018, 06:27 AM

Steelers played a horrific game in the rain in Cleveland, tons of penalties and 5(?) turnovers and yet Cleveland doesn't end their winless streak. I guess both teams are cellar dwellars.

Gravdigr · 11-19-2018, 01:56 PM

Gabrielle Union Explains How to Pronounce Daughter’s Name...

...and I quote:

Quote:

Explaining the thought process behind her daughter’s moniker, Union shared that “James” is a family name.

“We wanted to include my family in her name so that ‘James’ is from my uncle James Francis Glass who is also my grandfather,” she wrote, adding that “Union is her middle name.”

I didn't know she was from Kentucky.

Diaphone Jim · 11-20-2018, 06:53 PM

A missionary was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the jungle, where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them, was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.

He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock.”

Hearing this, the chief repeats, "Rock."

The missionary is elated with the results. They walk a bit further and hear rustling in the bushes. They peek over the top and see a couple of natives in the midst of heated sexual activity. The missionary is embarrassed, and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both.

The missionary is flabergasted. He’s spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other. “How could you kill these people in cold blood that way?!”

The chief replied, "My bike"

Gravdigr · 11-25-2018, 03:55 PM

Funneh.

Mildly amusing me is the fact that Momdigr knows basically nothing about the song Alice's Restaurant.

Glinda · 11-26-2018, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Funneh.

Mildly amusing me is the fact that Momdigr knows basically nothing about the song Alice's Restaurant.

Heh.

And I started jumpin' up and down, yellin' "KILL! KILL!"

Gravdigr · 11-26-2018, 02:41 PM

"...you're our boy..." is one of the funniest lines in the song.

Happy Monkey · 11-27-2018, 06:55 PM

BE IT RESOLVED that ANC 2A hereby initiates a proposal for a symbolic designation of the unit block of New Hampshire Avenue, N.W., between F Street, N.W., and Virginia Avenue, N.W., in Ward 2, as “Jamal Khashoggi Way”

Gravdigr · 11-27-2018, 09:36 PM

GAHH!1!

Sceert me a li'l bit.

Capitol letters, man. Phew.

monster · 12-17-2018, 08:47 PM

This is apparently a contender for the British christmas #1. I love it

This is the stuff I miss, I've been smiling all day since I saw it

Glinda · 12-18-2018, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

This is apparently a contender for the British christmas #1. I love it

This is the stuff I miss, I've been smiling all day since I saw it

Excellent! I'll be humming that song (and thinking of sausage rolls) for the next few days, and I'm ok with that.

Gravdigr · 12-18-2018, 02:57 PM

Now I want sausage rolls.

Griff · 12-18-2018, 05:48 PM

keeping my comments to myself...

Gravdigr · 12-19-2018, 10:10 AM

Don't judge.

09-10-2018, 06:27 AM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Steelers played a horrific game in the rain in Cleveland, tons of penalties and 5(?) turnovers and yet Cleveland doesn't end their winless streak. I guess both teams are cellar dwellars. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-20-2018, 06:53 PM	#5
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	This joke A missionary was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the jungle, where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them, was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock.” Hearing this, the chief repeats, "Rock." The missionary is elated with the results. They walk a bit further and hear rustling in the bushes. They peek over the top and see a couple of natives in the midst of heated sexual activity. The missionary is embarrassed, and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike." The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both. The missionary is flabergasted. He’s spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other. “How could you kill these people in cold blood that way?!” The chief replied, "My bike"

11-25-2018, 03:55 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Funneh. Mildly amusing me is the fact that Momdigr knows basically nothing about the song Alice's Restaurant. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-26-2018, 02:41 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"...you're our boy..." is one of the funniest lines in the song. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-27-2018, 06:55 PM	#9
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	BE IT RESOLVED that ANC 2A hereby initiates a proposal for a symbolic designation of the unit block of New Hampshire Avenue, N.W., between F Street, N.W., and Virginia Avenue, N.W., in Ward 2, as “Jamal Khashoggi Way” __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

06-24-2018, 02:05 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Not just blood, "old" blood. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-09-2018, 10:00 PM	#2
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Alexa, Amazon's artificial intelligence can be intriguing. Alexa links to music and news sources, answers questions; also, entertains by singing, telling stories and jokes. Besides replying to questions that have fact based answers, Alexa has opinions. She'll (character female) even form one if the topic interests her. When I asked what her favorite movie derived from a book was, she said she didn't know that. A few days later, after another verbal exchange, she reminded me that I'd asked the question and said that it would be Breakfast at Tiffany's. It seems that the more open ended the requests are, the more "personality" driven the responses are and some are quite funny: sexobon: "Tell me your thoughts." Alexa: "If I was in an old Hollywood western, I’d sit on the bar in the saloon and sing songs and tell jokes and stories. When strangers walked in, I’d say, Howdy! And they'd look around and say, "What the heck is that contraption?" I was amused.

11-27-2018, 09:36 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	GAHH!1! Sceert me a li'l bit. Capitol letters, man. Phew. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-17-2018, 08:47 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	This is apparently a contender for the British christmas #1. I love it This is the stuff I miss, I've been smiling all day since I saw it __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-18-2018, 02:57 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Now I want sausage rolls. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-18-2018, 05:48 PM	#14
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	keeping my comments to myself... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-19-2018, 10:10 AM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Don't judge. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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