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Old 07-05-2009, 04:29 PM   #1
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See. Told ya we should eat dolphins.
Yesterday, I ate a dolphin. Well, dolphin fish, AKA mahi mahi. It was de-lish-us.

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I will fall back on my "there are too many fucking people on the planet" argument.
That may be. However, there are not enough people fucking on the planet. Only about 2 shy though. (Or three.)
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Old 06-23-2009, 10:43 PM   #2
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ok - lets reduce the number then. You go first :p
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Old 06-23-2009, 11:08 PM   #3
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Let's get rid of the people causing the most problems first. Then I'll go.
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Old 06-24-2009, 01:39 AM   #4
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Let's get rid of the people causing the most problems first. Then I'll go.
Don't just get rid of them.
That's valuable meat right there.
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Old 06-23-2009, 11:38 PM   #5
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chicken
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Old 06-24-2009, 06:47 AM   #6
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Yeah, bigotry is awesome, everyone should be the same.
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Old 06-24-2009, 04:41 PM   #7
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Soylent Green is People... and pretty tasty too, or so I hear.http://cellar.org/images/smilies/greenface.gif
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Old 06-26-2009, 02:45 PM   #8
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Cannibalism.
It's what's for dinner.
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Old 06-26-2009, 02:56 PM   #9
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How To Serve Man (It's a fucking COOKBOOK)
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Old 06-26-2009, 02:58 PM   #10
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OMG! It's a...COOK BOOK!!
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Old 06-27-2009, 12:20 AM   #11
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you rang?
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Old 07-03-2009, 11:50 PM   #12
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if we are not supposed to eat animals why are they made out of meat?
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Old 07-04-2009, 12:02 AM   #13
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Yeah...and all different flavours too!
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Old 07-04-2009, 09:15 PM   #14
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Old 07-04-2009, 09:44 PM   #15
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I'm putting this thread on report
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