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Alluvial · 08-16-2009, 03:10 PM

Is there a connection to that theory about the necessity of being polite in close quarters - I forget the name for it. Something about Northerners needing to be able to get along for an entire winter without strangling each other, all cooped up in the same place. Perhaps Northerners have evolved a way to ignore assholes who bump them in the hallway?

classicman · 08-16-2009, 09:03 PM

HAGGIS at CG!

09-15-2009, 02:20 AM

I think this is enough .....
I do agree with you. Those are the most effective way

ZenGum · 09-15-2009, 05:35 PM

Any of y'awl Southerner types wanna unload y'awl's shotgun on this here spammin varmint?

Henry · 10-12-2009, 01:20 PM

I live in the south and by way of coincidence the lady who lives next door asked me just this morning about whether southerners are more violent than northerners. So, I shot her.

It doesn't prove anything though.

Spexxvet · 10-12-2009, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Henry

I live in the south and by way of coincidence the lady who lives next door asked me just this morning about whether southerners are more violent than northerners. So, I shot her.

It doesn't prove anything though.

Because she needed killin'.

Henry · 10-12-2009, 04:06 PM

Oh, the gunshot didn't kill her. I wanted to see if the irony would.

Sheldonrs · 10-12-2009, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Henry

Oh, the gunshot didn't kill her. I wanted to see if the irony would.

If it was a 5 irony or a 7 irony, it would probably do the trick.

Henry · 10-12-2009, 05:26 PM

Wood it?

(groan)

Sheldonrs · 10-12-2009, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Henry

Wood it?

(groan)

putz.

Henry · 10-12-2009, 07:41 PM

[[[GROAN x 100]]]

xoxoxoBruce · 10-13-2009, 02:03 AM

Wouldn't that be, [[[GROWED x 100]]], down there?

capnhowdy · 10-13-2009, 06:46 AM

He's too close to the Mason/Dixon to actually peak the language, Bruce.

SamIam · 10-13-2009, 08:19 AM

My Kentucky grandmother would have said "Lawd ah mercy." "Growed" was what her granbabies did. As in, "I swan chile, you'r gettin biggah ever day."

She never showed much inclination to violence except when it was time for a chicken dinner. I still remember being amazed at the chickens running with their heads cut off. My grand dad just worked the farm. By the end of the day, he was too tired to indulge in any possible violent proclivities.

I think the study was apocryphal. Just some Northerners who still haven't gotten over the War between the States.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-13-2009, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy

He's too close to the Mason/Dixon to actually peak the language, Bruce.

North Carolina is a fer piece from the Mason-Dixon, that's only 10 miles from me.

08-16-2009, 03:10 PM	#1
Alluvial Phenomenologist Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Central Mississippi Posts: 270	Is there a connection to that theory about the necessity of being polite in close quarters - I forget the name for it. Something about Northerners needing to be able to get along for an entire winter without strangling each other, all cooped up in the same place. Perhaps Northerners have evolved a way to ignore assholes who bump them in the hallway? __________________ “My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.” - Louis Adamic

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Henry King Of Oreos Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Possum Holler NC Posts: 33	I live in the south and by way of coincidence the lady who lives next door asked me just this morning about whether southerners are more violent than northerners. So, I shot her. It doesn't prove anything though. __________________ When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. ~ Mark Twain

10-12-2009, 04:06 PM	#7
Henry King Of Oreos Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Possum Holler NC Posts: 33	Oh, the gunshot didn't kill her. I wanted to see if the irony would. __________________ When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. ~ Mark Twain

09-15-2009, 02:20 AM	#3
cusagbul Guest Posts: n/a	I think this is enough ..... I do agree with you. Those are the most effective way

10-12-2009, 05:26 PM	#9
Henry King Of Oreos Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Possum Holler NC Posts: 33	Wood it? (groan) __________________ When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. ~ Mark Twain

10-12-2009, 07:41 PM	#11
Henry King Of Oreos Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Possum Holler NC Posts: 33	[[[GROAN x 100]]] __________________ When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. ~ Mark Twain

10-13-2009, 02:03 AM	#12
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10-13-2009, 08:19 AM	#14
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	My Kentucky grandmother would have said "Lawd ah mercy." "Growed" was what her granbabies did. As in, "I swan chile, you'r gettin biggah ever day." She never showed much inclination to violence except when it was time for a chicken dinner. I still remember being amazed at the chickens running with their heads cut off. My grand dad just worked the farm. By the end of the day, he was too tired to indulge in any possible violent proclivities. I think the study was apocryphal. Just some Northerners who still haven't gotten over the War between the States.

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