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Old 09-25-2009, 11:06 AM   #1
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I wanna lose 10 pounds, can you throw some 'starvin' hobo' my way?
fixed that for ya
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Old 09-25-2009, 08:44 AM   #2
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Hell, I wanna lose 20.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:08 AM   #3
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Well crap, c-man, you almost made diet coke come out my nose.

Anyway, it wouldn't work. I'll chop up and cook ANY hobo, no matter the meatiness or lack thereof.
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Old 09-25-2009, 02:20 PM   #4
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Shawnee, everyone knows the hobo diet is the best around...even better than Atkins, they say.
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Old 09-26-2009, 10:13 AM   #5
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There was some good eatin on old Doc Atkins but free range hobo is healthier.
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Old 10-31-2009, 10:07 AM   #6
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Have you noticed conservatives are getting more pessimistic these days?
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Old 10-31-2009, 10:18 AM   #7
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Pissy-mystics?
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Old 11-09-2009, 01:48 AM   #8
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Have you noticed conservatives are getting more pessimistic these days?
No. And I know more conservatives than you do, and better besides.

What kind of pessimist goes to TEA parties, Spexx?
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Old 10-31-2009, 10:40 PM   #9
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Old 11-10-2009, 11:56 PM   #10
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That's no answer, and why did you think it might be?
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Old 11-11-2009, 08:32 AM   #11
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That's no answer, and why did you think it might be?
Because you like having scrotums draped across your face.
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Old 11-11-2009, 08:58 PM   #12
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Spexx! When you are talking to UG, remember, he insists on scrota being draped across his face...
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Old 11-12-2009, 11:19 PM   #13
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Actually, that's not something I insist on, being broadminded and not terribly difficult to amuse...
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:11 PM   #14
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Actually, that's not something I insist on, being broadminded and not terribly difficult to amuse...
Broadminded. Is that what happens when someone spreads their cheeks as they sit on your face?
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Old 11-14-2009, 08:08 AM   #15
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I love these guys!
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