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05-13-2010, 10:28 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Well, that explains a LOT!
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05-13-2010, 02:12 PM
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A friend adopted two brown chow puppies recently. Sadly, they got some kind of disease and passed away. A month or two later, he adopted a black retriever labador. As the black puppy was prancing around the courtyard, this girl, she's actually 37 yrs. old, asked, "Is that the same puppy from before?" Someone replied that this puppy is black while the other one was brown. She said she thought it changed color.
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05-13-2010, 08:24 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Must have been one of those silly cat people.
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05-14-2010, 09:27 AM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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I've had dogs that changed color as they aged. My German Shepherd Dog was nearly all black when we took her into our lives but now has classic markings. Our Shih Tzus also started off with dark, chocolate brown patches but became light apricot after a year or two.
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05-14-2010, 10:25 AM
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 (runs serpentine to avoid flying fish and knives)
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05-14-2010, 02:51 PM
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Gone and done
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05-14-2010, 05:18 PM
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Master Dwellar
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05-14-2010, 06:41 PM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Work today
caller "I need a password for oracle" me "OK what is your username" caller "I don't have an account" me "I don't set up accounts, you'll follow the instructions on the website to set up your account." caller "Can't you just give me a password?"
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05-14-2010, 10:39 PM
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I can hear my ears
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Ok. your password is 'cock' buh bai
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05-20-2010, 03:20 AM
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So I went to have a look and told him to proceed as before. And when he did, I very nearly pissed my pants. He entered the word 'bite' in French (same as cock, dick, ...) and the computer answered 'your password is too short!'. I can imagine that I'm not the only IT tech to whom this kind of thing occured. 
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05-20-2010, 09:14 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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Our standard naming convention is first initial plus last name. But I insisted that the middle initial be included when Paula Hart joined the company.
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05-20-2010, 09:16 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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That'll cover Perry Nuss, too.
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05-21-2010, 09:21 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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however, mike hunt actually gets a reprieve on this one.
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