the latest LOLcats and other captions thread - Page 39

classicman · 01-15-2010, 12:41 PM

haggis!

SteveDallas · 01-15-2010, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

The Internet is Made of Cats[/youtube]

I don't believe it. It may have been at one point, but surely they're all dead by now.

toranokaze · 01-15-2010, 05:51 PM

No it should work due a high rate of growth

Shawnee123 · 01-15-2010, 05:54 PM

Are you trying to tell me cats migrate?

SteveDallas · 01-15-2010, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze

No it should work due a high rate of growth

I expect the rate of kitty homocide (caticide?) is far higher than any possible birthrate.

toranokaze · 01-15-2010, 06:27 PM

Well I started doing some math and it looks like your right.

The growth rate of the internet at large is 65% a year, ln(13/20)=L(1). While the growth cat death should be doubling every six months, ln(4)=L(1). So unless there is a large L for the cat death , which there may be (more information must be gathered), then the rate of death should out strip the rate of growth.

monster · 01-15-2010, 08:19 PM

Right, but the cats don't think outside of the box -which in this case is the box in schroedinger's theorem- so they are in fact alive at the same time as being dead.

next.

classicman · 01-16-2010, 07:25 AM

Where does it show that you took into account the 9 lives that cat have? Sheesh

toranokaze · 01-16-2010, 02:22 PM

that is included in L

monster · 01-16-2010, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

Where does it show that you took into account the 9 lives that cat have? Sheesh

Snopes says the 9 lives thing is an old wives' tale

classicman · 01-17-2010, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Snopes says the 9 lives thing is an old wives' tale

so if i kill my cat it really dies?

classicman · 01-17-2010, 09:50 PM

Well if I had one . . .

Undertoad · 01-31-2010, 02:28 PM

Undertoad · 02-10-2010, 11:20 AM

TheMercenary · 02-10-2010, 11:31 AM

That rocks. There are so many things I could think of that go with that picture.

01-15-2010, 12:41 PM	#571
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01-15-2010, 05:51 PM	#573
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	No it should work due a high rate of growth __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

01-15-2010, 05:54 PM	#574
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Are you trying to tell me cats migrate? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-15-2010, 06:27 PM	#576
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Well I started doing some math and it looks like your right. The growth rate of the internet at large is 65% a year, ln(13/20)=L(1). While the growth cat death should be doubling every six months, ln(4)=L(1). So unless there is a large L for the cat death , which there may be (more information must be gathered), then the rate of death should out strip the rate of growth. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

01-15-2010, 08:19 PM	#577
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Right, but the cats don't think outside of the box -which in this case is the box in schroedinger's theorem- so they are in fact alive at the same time as being dead. next. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-16-2010, 07:25 AM	#578
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Where does it show that you took into account the 9 lives that cat have? Sheesh __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-16-2010, 02:22 PM	#579
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	that is included in L __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

01-17-2010, 09:50 PM	#582
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Well if I had one . . . Attached Images __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-31-2010, 02:28 PM	#583
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02-10-2010, 11:20 AM	#584
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02-10-2010, 11:31 AM	#585
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	That rocks. There are so many things I could think of that go with that picture. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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