If you could go back to your younger self.... - Page 2

SamIam · 03-09-2010, 02:01 PM

I would run away from home at age 4 and go live with my Dad's parents. I'd have had a much better childhood and maybe not made so many mistakes as an adult.

lumberjim · 03-09-2010, 02:04 PM

Boy, and I was weighing whether or not to go back to before I could drive...... you fvcking people are depressing

glatt · 03-09-2010, 02:08 PM

Ok, I'll play.

I'd go back in time to tell my internet noob self not to look at goatse.

classicman · 03-09-2010, 03:05 PM

I'd go back about 30 years and shoot "W".

(Just Kidding - C'mon somebody had to say it)

Pie · 03-09-2010, 03:32 PM

I would go back two years and show my mother a paper about engraftment syndrome. And tell her to give the current doc the heave. Then convince my 'uncle' not to visit a transplant patient if he has a cold. With a shotgun, if necessary.

Queen of the Ryche · 03-09-2010, 04:48 PM

I liked 30. Not too young, not too old, not too thin, not too fat, and still single.
Would have had unprotected sex w/ the ex to haev my daughter, but not marry him.
And take all my dad's guns away, and be there to listen to him more.

Gravdigr · 03-12-2010, 01:35 PM

My father has asked me at different times if I could, would I go back to when I was in school (to do things different, I suppose). The answer has always been a resounding "Hell, no!" I wish I'd paid more attention when I was there, but, go back? No way in hell. There is NOTHING in my past I'd care to go through again. NOTHING.

spudcon · 03-13-2010, 09:13 PM

Go way back to when I was little, and take the time to eat. I was a 97 pound weaking, 6 feet tall, so got my ass kicked on a regular basis. If I had been well nourished when I was young, I'd be the one doing the ass kicking. (Plus, I would have gotten laid earlier.)

Bruce 9012 · 03-13-2010, 09:49 PM

Hey spudcon,my second year in high school 6 foot 2 got picked on allot . Now I'm lean and mean and they are jealous got to tell ya .....207lbs .....I feel really good about myself. there i said it.

lumberjim · 03-13-2010, 11:06 PM

If I could go back to my self 3 days ago, I would say, "Hey dumbass, don't unplug the fucking Sump pump 2 days before your wet basement gets 4 inches of rain!" ".....you stupid fucker!"

dammit

piercehawkeye45 · 03-13-2010, 11:22 PM

I would go back to my freshman year of college. Tell myself that there was going to be an economic recession, no jobs for Civil Engineers right now, and that I should plan on graduate school right out of undergrad. Then I would teach myself to be more studious and organized.

I wouldn't consider it a regret, since that choice of not considering grad school early on has helped my grow, but I really wish I could get that growth without the annoyance I am going through now.

03-09-2010, 02:04 PM	#17
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Boy, and I was weighing whether or not to go back to before I could drive...... you fvcking people are depressing __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-09-2010, 03:05 PM	#19
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I'd go back about 30 years and shoot "W". (Just Kidding - C'mon somebody had to say it) __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-09-2010, 03:32 PM	#20
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	I would go back two years and show my mother a paper about engraftment syndrome. And tell her to give the current doc the heave. Then convince my 'uncle' not to visit a transplant patient if he has a cold. With a shotgun, if necessary. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. Last edited by Pie; 03-09-2010 at 05:03 PM. Reason: can't write

03-09-2010, 04:48 PM	#21
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	I liked 30. Not too young, not too old, not too thin, not too fat, and still single. Would have had unprotected sex w/ the ex to haev my daughter, but not marry him. And take all my dad's guns away, and be there to listen to him more. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

03-12-2010, 01:35 PM	#22
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	My father has asked me at different times if I could, would I go back to when I was in school (to do things different, I suppose). The answer has always been a resounding "Hell, no!" I wish I'd paid more attention when I was there, but, go back? No way in hell. There is NOTHING in my past I'd care to go through again. NOTHING. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-09-2010, 02:01 PM	#16
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	I would run away from home at age 4 and go live with my Dad's parents. I'd have had a much better childhood and maybe not made so many mistakes as an adult.

03-09-2010, 02:08 PM	#18
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Ok, I'll play. I'd go back in time to tell my internet noob self not to look at goatse.

03-13-2010, 09:13 PM	#23
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Go way back to when I was little, and take the time to eat. I was a 97 pound weaking, 6 feet tall, so got my ass kicked on a regular basis. If I had been well nourished when I was young, I'd be the one doing the ass kicking. (Plus, I would have gotten laid earlier.) __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

03-13-2010, 09:49 PM	#24
Bruce 9012 Living in the blast crater Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dayton, Oh Posts: 123	Hey spudcon,my second year in high school 6 foot 2 got picked on allot . Now I'm lean and mean and they are jealous got to tell ya .....207lbs .....I feel really good about myself. there i said it.

03-13-2010, 11:06 PM	#25
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	If I could go back to my self 3 days ago, I would say, "Hey dumbass, don't unplug the fucking Sump pump 2 days before your wet basement gets 4 inches of rain!" ".....you stupid fucker!" dammit __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-13-2010, 11:22 PM	#26
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	I would go back to my freshman year of college. Tell myself that there was going to be an economic recession, no jobs for Civil Engineers right now, and that I should plan on graduate school right out of undergrad. Then I would teach myself to be more studious and organized. I wouldn't consider it a regret, since that choice of not considering grad school early on has helped my grow, but I really wish I could get that growth without the annoyance I am going through now. __________________ I like my perspectives like I like my baseball caps: one size fits all.

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