Euphemize me, baby! - Page 2

toranokaze · 01-24-2010, 10:18 PM

Clodfobble (interjection) something to be said when one runs out of words or stubs one's toe. [ Seriously this is how I use Clodfobble]

Happy Monkey · 01-25-2010, 11:51 AM

I've already been done!

monster · 01-25-2010, 11:57 AM

toranokaze: an unexpected huge wet sneeze that sounds rather like a violent toilet flush.

Scriveyn · 01-25-2010, 03:55 PM

ZenGum · 01-26-2010, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

that's more like it.

Although I already have a euphemism from that from another forum. This thread has been JohnA'd

I think a "DanaC!" (pronounced Danack) would make a good substitute for "Bollocks!"

Obviously Pooka is a euphemism for sex and/or vagina
an elspode is an orgasm
a lumberjim is a huge unflushable poop
xoBing (pronounced zobbing) is thinking outside of the box
an undertoad is a guy who uses a mirror attached to the end of an unbrella or walking stick to look up women's skirts
To griff someone is to give them goosebumps by nuzzling their neck
To zengum is to swindle.
to Glatt is to beat someone with a blunt object.

He had barely begun griffing her, when he elspoded all over her pooka....

jujuwwhite · 01-26-2010, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

He had barely begun griffing her, when he elspoded all over her pooka....

He had barely begun griffing her, when she felt his 'juju' in his pocket and then he elspoded all over her pooka.

monster · 01-26-2010, 10:35 AM

"Danac!" he exclaimed, "I always seem to toranokaze these days. Perhaps I need to xoB a little about my griffing technique"

ZenGum · 01-27-2010, 02:34 AM

She glatted him for zenguming her about his prowess.

Gravdigr · 02-08-2010, 06:53 AM

I thought I could fix it, but this thing's all gravdigr'd up.

monster · 02-08-2010, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

She glatted him for zenguming her about his prowess.

"Quite Frankly," she said, "your big sarge is datalyss and your junipers could use some bullitting."

monster · 03-19-2010, 01:21 AM

Crimson Ghost -a late period.

Crimson Ghost · 03-19-2010, 01:46 AM

Thank you.

I read the title of this thread as "Euthanize Me". Was that wrong?

monster · 03-19-2010, 10:42 AM

nope

and you're welcome.

and toranokaze is -of course- a bad case of delhi belly.

01-24-2010, 10:18 PM	#16
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Clodfobble (interjection) something to be said when one runs out of words or stubs one's toe. [ Seriously this is how I use Clodfobble] __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

01-25-2010, 11:51 AM	#17
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I've already been done! __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

01-25-2010, 11:57 AM	#18
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	toranokaze: an unexpected huge wet sneeze that sounds rather like a violent toilet flush. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-26-2010, 10:35 AM	#22
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	"Danac!" he exclaimed, "I always seem to toranokaze these days. Perhaps I need to xoB a little about my griffing technique" __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-27-2010, 02:34 AM	#23
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	She glatted him for zenguming her about his prowess. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-25-2010, 03:55 PM	#19
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02-08-2010, 06:53 AM	#24
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03-19-2010, 01:21 AM	#26
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Crimson Ghost -a late period. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-19-2010, 01:46 AM	#27
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Thank you. I read the title of this thread as "Euthanize Me". Was that wrong? __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

03-19-2010, 10:42 AM	#28
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	nope and you're welcome. and toranokaze is -of course- a bad case of delhi belly. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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