How do cats keep time? - Page 2

Clodfobble · 01-05-2011, 03:50 PM

Yeah, same goes for kids.

Sundae · 01-05-2011, 03:56 PM

Diz hates school days because they mess with his schedule.
Usually when he hears the rents get up (07.30) he creeps into to bed with me, knowing he's got at least 1.5 hours to snuggle. If I get up that time too he's very, "Wait, what?" I often come back from the shower to find he's crawled under the covers alone anyway.

Slapper.
That's another way of saying your fanny smells like a binbag full of old mussles, right?

Shawnee123 · 01-05-2011, 05:46 PM

I found a number of actual definitions for slapper, the one I prefer is "a contemptible woman."

Yeah, contemptible. I like that.

Gravdigr · 01-05-2011, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

If you were to live without clocks for a while you would quickly find that you have a internal clock that is surprisingly accurate.

But, how would you know? Ya got no clock!

Pete Zicato · 01-07-2011, 10:27 AM

Jazz guys are all cats. And they have to have good time. Coincidence?

footfootfoot · 01-07-2011, 10:44 AM

Where do cats keep their change?

In their Purrrse.

Gravdigr · 01-07-2011, 02:48 PM

Well played sir.

Pete Zicato · 01-13-2011, 01:17 PM

How do cats keep time?

I wonder...

Gravdigr · 01-13-2011, 03:24 PM

That clock is defective, its eyes aren't going back and forth.

Cloud · 01-13-2011, 08:02 PM

same way we do, when we wake up in the middle of the night and KNOW what time it is without even looking. If I wake up to pee or something, I always play that game--what time is it? I'm usually accurate to within 1/2 hour

01-05-2011, 03:50 PM	#16
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01-05-2011, 03:56 PM	#17
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Diz hates school days because they mess with his schedule. Usually when he hears the rents get up (07.30) he creeps into to bed with me, knowing he's got at least 1.5 hours to snuggle. If I get up that time too he's very, "Wait, what?" I often come back from the shower to find he's crawled under the covers alone anyway. Slapper. That's another way of saying your fanny smells like a binbag full of old mussles, right? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-05-2011, 05:46 PM	#18
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I found a number of actual definitions for slapper, the one I prefer is "a contemptible woman." Yeah, contemptible. I like that. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-07-2011, 10:27 AM	#20
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Jazz guys are all cats. And they have to have good time. Coincidence? __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

01-07-2011, 10:44 AM	#21
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Where do cats keep their change? In their Purrrse. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-07-2011, 02:48 PM	#22
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01-13-2011, 01:17 PM	#23
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	How do cats keep time? I wonder... __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

01-13-2011, 03:24 PM	#24
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That clock is defective, its eyes aren't going back and forth. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-13-2011, 08:02 PM	#25
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	same way we do, when we wake up in the middle of the night and KNOW what time it is without even looking. If I wake up to pee or something, I always play that game--what time is it? I'm usually accurate to within 1/2 hour __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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