Mar 11, 2011: Man has 82 tattoos of Julia Roberts - Page 2

J.D.DIAMOND · 03-16-2011, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

I just have to say, I think this man is a bit freaky, but I guess everyone has their own reasons for what they do.

He may be totally mentally stable you know.

A bit "freaky"? More like the guy is fucking retarded!

Pete Zicato · 03-16-2011, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by J.D.DIAMOND

More like the guy is fucking retarded!

Well I guess this Miss Retarded must like him reasonably well, so there you go.

ZenGum · 03-13-2011, 06:39 PM

Would you want to ride in his taxi?

footfootfoot · 03-16-2011, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Would you want to ride in his taxi?

Shawnee123 · 03-16-2011, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Would you want to ride in his taxi?

On the contrary: I want to marry him and have like ten thousand of his babies.

Aliantha · 03-13-2011, 06:40 PM

As long as I wasn't wearing my Julia Roberts disguise I think I'd be safe.

wolf · 03-16-2011, 11:46 AM

If he were wearing a long-sleeve shirt he'd still look crazy as a shithouse rat to me.

Trilby · 03-16-2011, 11:50 AM

I wonder why shithouse rats are crazy?

nature or nurture?

discuss.

Shawnee123 · 03-16-2011, 11:53 AM

I met a rat once, sane as could be. He had manners, he was charming, he held the door for me. We could discuss literature and philosophy for hours. Then he had to go to work in the shithouse. He changed. He stayed out late and never called. He drank. He stank. He started watching shows about trampy suburbanites.

Still, I don't know if all those traits were always somewhere below the surface, or if the shithouse induced them. He told me once about his Uncle Algernon, who was doing quite well for himself...then BOOM. Off the deep end.

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of rats? There but for the grace of dog go I?

Spexxvet · 03-16-2011, 11:57 AM

Funny thing is, Julia Roberts has 83 tattoos of Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic on her body.

Shawnee123 · 03-16-2011, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Funny thing is, Julia Roberts has 83 tattoos of Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic on her body.

In the 5 days it took you to think that joke up, Miljenko Parserisas Bokovic got ONE MORE tattoo!

Trilby · 03-16-2011, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I met a rat once, sane as could be. He had manners, he was charming, he held the door for me. We could discuss literature and philosophy for hours. Then he had to go to work in the shithouse. He changed. He stayed out late and never called. He drank. He stank. He started watching shows about trampy suburbanites.

Still, I don't know if all those traits were always somewhere below the surface, or if the shithouse induced them. He told me once about his Uncle Algernon, who was doing quite well for himself...then BOOM. Off the deep end.

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of rats? There but for the grace of dog go I?

I had a very similar experience with a rat. He was fine until he started at that damn shithouse plant. Without warning, everything changed. Suddenly my Laura Ashley nighties weren't doing it for him and he brought a successively slutty type of teddy home for me to wear (NEVER!) and then, the meth.

Shawnee123 · 03-16-2011, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I had a very similar experience with a rat. He was fine until he started at that damn shithouse plant. Without warning, everything changed. Suddenly my Laura Ashley nighties weren't doing it for him and he brought a successively slutty type of teddy home for me to wear (NEVER!) and then, the meth.

Seriously girl. I feel your pain. When the USW (United Shit Workers) shut down the shop, I think they did us ALL a favor. There was too much. Too much cheese. Too much wine. Too much of everything. Suddenly, humble rats thought they owned everything. What they didn't own, they bought. What they bought, they bastardized with ugly paint jobs and bumper stickers and meat drippings. What they couldn't buy they scoffed, especially knowledge. Pandora's box was opened, and it was pandemonium. It was a seedy place. It was rat heaven.

Spexxvet · 03-16-2011, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Too much cheese. Too much wine.

OMG! Are they FRENCH?

Shawnee123 · 03-16-2011, 12:43 PM

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OMG! Are they FRENCH?

Wee (wee wee wee)

03-13-2011, 06:39 PM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Would you want to ride in his taxi? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-13-2011, 06:40 PM	#6
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	As long as I wasn't wearing my Julia Roberts disguise I think I'd be safe. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-16-2011, 11:46 AM	#7
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	If he were wearing a long-sleeve shirt he'd still look crazy as a shithouse rat to me. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-16-2011, 11:50 AM	#8
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I wonder why shithouse rats are crazy? nature or nurture? discuss. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-16-2011, 11:53 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I met a rat once, sane as could be. He had manners, he was charming, he held the door for me. We could discuss literature and philosophy for hours. Then he had to go to work in the shithouse. He changed. He stayed out late and never called. He drank. He stank. He started watching shows about trampy suburbanites. Still, I don't know if all those traits were always somewhere below the surface, or if the shithouse induced them. He told me once about his Uncle Algernon, who was doing quite well for himself...then BOOM. Off the deep end. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of rats? There but for the grace of dog go I? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-16-2011, 11:57 AM	#10
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Funny thing is, Julia Roberts has 83 tattoos of Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic on her body. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

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