Idiot of The Day - Page 10

Sheldonrs · 10-15-2014, 01:48 PM

"And that's how the boot got all the way up there, Doc."

Gravdigr · 10-15-2014, 03:09 PM

Man, that's priceless, Bruce.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-16-2014, 10:20 AM

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But what happened next, Bruce?

How long do we have to wait for the next embarrassing... er, I mean exciting episode?

I said, "Then you know what I'm talking about, you lucky bastard. She's stunning."

He didn't introduce us.

Griff · 10-16-2014, 08:49 PM

Ha!

BigV · 10-17-2014, 11:07 AM

pffft, you didn't want to know her name anyhow, right?

xoxoxoBruce · 10-17-2014, 11:15 AM

It would have been nice to meet her, with the attendant opportunity to compliment her on her appearance... without drooling. That would show my sincerity in my original remarks.

Of course there's always the danger of drooling... grabbing... fondling... but I think she could probably restrain herself.

Sheldonrs · 10-17-2014, 12:16 PM

Just be sure you're not wearing light colored pants at the time.

Gravdigr · 10-29-2014, 10:48 AM

Jose Canseco has accidentally shot off his middle finger, while cleaning his gun.

Idiot.

Gravdigr · 10-29-2014, 11:32 AM

Aaand here's another:

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Gravdigr · 11-16-2014, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Jose Canseco has accidentally shot off his middle finger, while cleaning his gun.

Idiot.

The docs re-attached his finger...

And, now this, from Twitter:

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Jose Canseco's middle finger: Fuck you guys, I'm outta here!

Sheldonrs · 11-19-2014, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Jose Canseco has accidentally shot off his middle finger, while cleaning his gun.

Idiot.

And now he's supposedly auctioning off the gun.

footfootfoot · 10-17-2014, 11:13 AM

hahahaha Bruce!

Happy Monkey · 11-19-2014, 10:07 AM

And the finger.

Gravdigr · 11-19-2014, 02:59 PM

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So. That's how ya fuck up a perfectly good R1, huh?

Also, I'm pretty sure ya can't sell body parts/human remains on eBay. No matter whose they are.

Sheldonrs · 11-19-2014, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

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So. That's how ya fuck up a perfectly good R1, huh?

Also, I'm pretty sure ya can't sell body parts/human remains on eBay. No matter whose they are.

I guess I should take my ad down, then.

10-15-2014, 01:48 PM	#1
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10-15-2014, 03:09 PM	#2
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10-16-2014, 08:49 PM	#4
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10-17-2014, 11:07 AM	#5
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10-17-2014, 11:15 AM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It would have been nice to meet her, with the attendant opportunity to compliment her on her appearance... without drooling. That would show my sincerity in my original remarks. Of course there's always the danger of drooling... grabbing... fondling... but I think she could probably restrain herself. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-17-2014, 12:16 PM	#7
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Just be sure you're not wearing light colored pants at the time. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

10-29-2014, 10:48 AM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Jose Canseco has accidentally shot off his middle finger, while cleaning his gun. Idiot. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-29-2014, 11:32 AM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Aaand here's another: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-17-2014, 11:13 AM	#12
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11-19-2014, 10:07 AM	#13
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11-19-2014, 02:59 PM	#14
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	So. That's how ya fuck up a perfectly good R1, huh? Also, I'm pretty sure ya can't sell body parts/human remains on eBay. No matter whose they are. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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