Idiot of The Day - Page 17

xoxoxoBruce · 12-05-2015, 02:54 PM

It was perfectly safe, he had a cruiser with flashing lights behind him so nobody would hit him while he was doing a line beside the road. Besides, he's 73, how's he supposed to remember the cop's coming back? It also clears up why he couldn't find his license to chop that line with.

fargon · 11-16-2015, 05:25 PM

Good Girl.

Pamela · 11-16-2015, 06:44 PM

Who sleeps with a frying pan?

orthodoc · 11-16-2015, 06:53 PM

He's lucky all she had to hand was a frying pan. It did a nice job, though ...

Happy Monkey · 11-17-2015, 09:32 AM

So we have discovered the identity of Person Man. Triangle Man was justified.

Gravdigr · 11-17-2015, 03:44 PM

Whatsthatnow?

Happy Monkey · 11-17-2015, 04:00 PM

Person Man was hit on the head with a frying pan. He also lost a fight with Triangle Man.

Gravdigr · 11-18-2015, 02:03 PM

Ah. Thank you.

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Gravdigr · 12-05-2015, 04:26 PM

I thought maybe the bump was to keep him awake til the cop came back to the car.

Sounds like it was dusk, so, he was probably returning form the early-bird special...

Or he was firing himself up to get those pesky kids off his lawn when he got home.

lumberjim · 12-06-2015, 10:13 AM

Only people that do, or have done coke know to refer to a small line as a bump. Guess we're both outed now.

Gravdigr · 12-06-2015, 11:08 AM

Whoops.

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Doctors say it kills horses and men
Yeah, they say it kills ya but they don't say when
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classicman · 12-06-2015, 11:25 AM

Three's company... lol

busterb · 12-06-2015, 06:50 PM

How about Eric Clapton and cocaine

xoxoxoBruce · 12-13-2015, 04:04 PM

In this case Idiots of the day.
Woodland, North Carolina, rejects a solar panel farm.

Quote:

Jane Mann said she is a local native and is concerned about the plants that make the community beautiful.
She is a retired Northampton science teacher and is concerned that photosynthesis, which depends upon sunlight, would not happen and would keep the plants from growing. She said she has observed areas near solar panels where the plants are brown and dead because they did not get enough sunlight.
She also questioned the high number of cancer deaths in the area, saying no one could tell her that solar panels didn’t cause cancer.

busterb · 01-02-2016, 08:08 PM

Deer hunter driving on rails hit by train. Somewhere in south MS.

12-05-2015, 02:54 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It was perfectly safe, he had a cruiser with flashing lights behind him so nobody would hit him while he was doing a line beside the road. Besides, he's 73, how's he supposed to remember the cop's coming back? It also clears up why he couldn't find his license to chop that line with. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-16-2015, 05:25 PM	#2
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Good Girl. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

11-16-2015, 06:53 PM	#4
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	He's lucky all she had to hand was a frying pan. It did a nice job, though ... __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

11-17-2015, 09:32 AM	#5
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	So we have discovered the identity of Person Man. Triangle Man was justified. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

11-17-2015, 03:44 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Whatsthatnow? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-16-2015, 06:44 PM	#3
Pamela Deplorable Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 767	Who sleeps with a frying pan?

11-17-2015, 04:00 PM	#7
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Person Man was hit on the head with a frying pan. He also lost a fight with Triangle Man. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

11-18-2015, 02:03 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ah. Thank you. [accordion solo] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-05-2015, 04:26 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I thought maybe the bump was to keep him awake til the cop came back to the car. Sounds like it was dusk, so, he was probably returning form the early-bird special... Or he was firing himself up to get those pesky kids off his lawn when he got home. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-06-2015, 10:13 AM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Only people that do, or have done coke know to refer to a small line as a bump. Guess we're both outed now. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-06-2015, 11:08 AM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Whoops. vvv NSFW Lyrics vvv Doctors say it kills horses and men Yeah, they say it kills ya but they don't say when Cocaine Yeah you old cocaine, Lawd, Lawd, yeah[/HoytAxton] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-06-2015, 11:25 AM	#12
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Three's company... lol __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-06-2015, 06:50 PM	#13
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	How about Eric Clapton and cocaine __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

01-02-2016, 08:08 PM	#15
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Deer hunter driving on rails hit by train. Somewhere in south MS. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

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