Best Newb

Big Sarge · 04-23-2011, 06:38 PM

Of all the newbs who have come and gone, whom did you enjoy the most? I'm leaning towards Emma.

elSicomoro · 04-23-2011, 06:44 PM

I wasn't here for Emma. Antibland was also pretty good as was Parmenion.

DanaC · 04-23-2011, 06:51 PM

Nah. Emma was nowhere near as much fun as Pam.

morethanpretty · 04-23-2011, 07:09 PM

Pam.

Perry Winkle · 04-23-2011, 07:15 PM

I'm still a fan of James D'Alphonse.

Undertoad · 04-23-2011, 07:38 PM

Tiki had her tits out the first week.

That's PROFESSIONAL attention whoring.

That's putting the whore back in attention whoring.

DanaC · 04-23-2011, 07:39 PM

Oh fuck. I'd forgotten about Tiki's tits.

That sounds like a delighteful little beach bar: Tiki's Tits.

Big Sarge · 04-23-2011, 08:07 PM

I'd like to watch Emma & Pensive Pam try to out troll each other. It would be akin to seeing gladiatorial combat

sexobon · 04-23-2011, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Tiki had her tits out the first week.

That's PROFESSIONAL attention whoring.

That's putting the whore back in attention whoring.

That's the ONLY reason you let her into the private forum. When I protested, you called me a silly woman. Yes, I remember Tiki.

Nirvana · 04-23-2011, 08:46 PM

Is this like an academy award?

ZenGum · 04-23-2011, 09:18 PM

Hell, Sarge, it's nearly 2012. Don't mess with that shit, it would be like dividing by zero while crossing the streams.

Sundae · 04-24-2011, 05:00 AM

I quite liked SexiCherri (or whoever it was).
Attention whoring, revenge, calling us stupid and boring AND dirty pics.

And she didn't hang around, which is always good in a troll.

I sincerely disliked Emma.
I can't help it, she made me angry and wound me up. Which surprised me and made me back up somewhat.

I'm kinda enjoying Pam, but it's tipping over into ennui.
Trolls would be funnier if they occasionally joined in normal conversation, without reference to themselves, and THEN had a big splashy meltdown. When every single post is the same it just gets.... well..... same-y.

ZenGum · 04-24-2011, 06:15 AM

PP was in chat today. I may be wrong, but she appears to be, well, what she appears to be. I.e. not a sock puppet, but a real person. With issues. Lots of issues.

And Pam, you have made your mark here. When you log on to the main page, a "tag line" is at the top. This gets changed from time to time. It currently reads:
"The Cellar: We are very upset. If you come to the Cellar we will not help you".

Recognise that meme?

I don't remember ever inspiring a tag line. I'm jealous. :p

DanaC · 04-24-2011, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

PP was in chat today. I may be wrong, but she appears to be, well, what she appears to be. I.e. not a sock puppet, but a real person. With issues. Lots of issues.

Really? Fuck. I'd better stop taking the piss then :p

I held out with the thought that she might just possibly genuine for quite a while, but then I became totally convinced otherwise.

I shall return to my earlier position of reserving judgement.

morethanpretty · 04-24-2011, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

PP was in chat today. I may be wrong, but she appears to be, well, what she appears to be. I.e. not a sock puppet, but a real person. With issues. Lots of issues.

And Pam, you have made your mark here. When you log on to the main page, a "tag line" is at the top. This gets changed from time to time. It currently reads:
"The Cellar: We are very upset. If you come to the Cellar we will not help you".

Recognise that meme?

I don't remember ever inspiring a tag line. I'm jealous. :p

Its a trollery trick to make us take it serious again. It knows its just become a joke, and is trying to find a way to make an impact again and evoke real emotions/responses.

View Poll Results: Best Cellar Newb
Pensive Pam	10	58.82%
Emma	7	41.18%
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04-23-2011, 06:38 PM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Best Newb Of all the newbs who have come and gone, whom did you enjoy the most? I'm leaning towards Emma. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

04-23-2011, 07:09 PM	#4
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Pam. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

04-23-2011, 08:07 PM	#8
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I'd like to watch Emma & Pensive Pam try to out troll each other. It would be akin to seeing gladiatorial combat __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

04-23-2011, 08:46 PM	#10
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Is this like an academy award? __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

04-23-2011, 06:44 PM	#2
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I wasn't here for Emma. Antibland was also pretty good as was Parmenion.

04-23-2011, 07:15 PM	#5
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	I'm still a fan of James D'Alphonse.

04-23-2011, 07:38 PM	#6
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Tiki had her tits out the first week. That's PROFESSIONAL attention whoring. That's putting the whore back in attention whoring.

04-23-2011, 09:18 PM	#11
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Hell, Sarge, it's nearly 2012. Don't mess with that shit, it would be like dividing by zero while crossing the streams. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-24-2011, 05:00 AM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I quite liked SexiCherri (or whoever it was). Attention whoring, revenge, calling us stupid and boring AND dirty pics. And she didn't hang around, which is always good in a troll. I sincerely disliked Emma. I can't help it, she made me angry and wound me up. Which surprised me and made me back up somewhat. I'm kinda enjoying Pam, but it's tipping over into ennui. Trolls would be funnier if they occasionally joined in normal conversation, without reference to themselves, and THEN had a big splashy meltdown. When every single post is the same it just gets.... well..... same-y.

04-24-2011, 06:15 AM	#13
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	PP was in chat today. I may be wrong, but she appears to be, well, what she appears to be. I.e. not a sock puppet, but a real person. With issues. Lots of issues. And Pam, you have made your mark here. When you log on to the main page, a "tag line" is at the top. This gets changed from time to time. It currently reads: "The Cellar: We are very upset. If you come to the Cellar we will not help you". Recognise that meme? I don't remember ever inspiring a tag line. I'm jealous. :p __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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