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Trilby · 10-14-2011, 11:28 AM

A dystopia of dwellars

infinite monkey · 10-14-2011, 11:28 AM

a crawl space of Dwellars

Trilby · 10-14-2011, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

a crawl space of Dwellars

a John Wayne Gacy crawlspace of Dwellars.

Lola Bunny · 10-15-2011, 12:24 PM

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the

greatest political sages this country has ever known.

Enjoy the following:

.
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman.

Neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it

and put it back into your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men:

The ones that learn by reading.

The few who learn by observation.

The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence

and find out for themselves.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then

to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.

He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

,

ABOUT GROWING OLDER...

First ~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying

about your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.

Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way.

I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,

think of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging

is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks,

it was called witchcraft.

Today it's called golf.

And, finally ~

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,

you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.

Spexxvet · 10-18-2011, 10:50 AM

A haggis of dwellars
a mouthful of dwellars

a pod of priests
a mountain of Nepalese
a gag of bulemics
a vault of poles

monster · 10-14-2011, 11:46 AM

A pustule of dwellars

monster · 10-14-2011, 11:46 AM

this stuff probably wants breaking off into a new thread?

Gravdigr · 10-14-2011, 12:01 PM

Dang, ppl. With all the monkeys running around here?

It's a troop of Dwellars.

Sundae · 10-14-2011, 12:09 PM

A thistle of Scots
A spray of Welsh
A shout of Orangemen
A genuflection of Catholics
A rummage of priests
An apology of English

A burger of Merkins
A starvation of models
A gag of presenters

Trilby · 10-14-2011, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

A thistle of Scots
A spray of Welsh
A shout of Orangemen
A genuflection of Catholics
A rummage of priests
An apology of English

A burger of Merkins
A starvation of models
A gag of presenters

Full of Win.

footfootfoot · 10-14-2011, 12:46 PM

A midget and a lesbian walk into a bar together... I forget how the rest of the joke goes, but your mother is a whore.

Gravdigr · 10-14-2011, 01:20 PM

A dose of Hedburg.

Pete Zicato · 10-14-2011, 04:51 PM

A rink of Ann Arborites.
A pool of Ann Arborites.

either is correct.

Pete Zicato · 10-14-2011, 04:52 PM

A youse of Chicagoans.

BigV · 10-19-2011, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

A rink of Ann Arborites.
A pool of Ann Arborites.

either is correct.

There's a seasonal distinction.

10-14-2011, 11:28 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	A dystopia of dwellars __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-18-2011, 10:50 AM	#5
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	A haggis of dwellars a mouthful of dwellars a pod of priests a mountain of Nepalese a gag of bulemics a vault of poles __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-14-2011, 11:46 AM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	A pustule of dwellars __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-14-2011, 11:46 AM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	this stuff probably wants breaking off into a new thread? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-14-2011, 12:01 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Dang, ppl. With all the monkeys running around here? It's a troop of Dwellars. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-14-2011, 11:28 AM	#2
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	a crawl space of Dwellars

10-15-2011, 12:24 PM	#4
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known. Enjoy the following: . 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 5. Always drink upstream from the herd. 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket. 8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. 9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 10. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. 11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. 12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. , ABOUT GROWING OLDER... First ~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved. Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young. Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been. Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf. And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.

10-14-2011, 12:09 PM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	A thistle of Scots A spray of Welsh A shout of Orangemen A genuflection of Catholics A rummage of priests An apology of English A burger of Merkins A starvation of models A gag of presenters __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-14-2011, 12:46 PM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	A midget and a lesbian walk into a bar together... I forget how the rest of the joke goes, but your mother is a whore. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-14-2011, 01:20 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A dose of Hedburg. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-14-2011, 04:51 PM	#13
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	A rink of Ann Arborites. A pool of Ann Arborites. either is correct. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

10-14-2011, 04:52 PM	#14
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	A youse of Chicagoans. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

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