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02-07-2012, 06:46 PM
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a beautiful fool
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I worked with a guy once who loved to do this:
"hey, check out these shoes!" and you would have to reply, 'nice shoes, Sam.' and he would say, "Know where I got 'em?" 'no?' "I got 'em on my feet!" and he'd laugh and laugh. weirdo.
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02-08-2012, 02:49 PM
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 ETA: I did that to Momdigr just now...I laughed and laughed.
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02-07-2012, 06:57 PM
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 Weirdo indeed.  I still get people with my "Hey, did you know I can stand on my hands?" Then I play it up. People get interested. I say it's been a few years, and I've had a couple few beers, but I think I can do it. Some are protesting such a silly move, and others are watching to see me break my neck. So after a few apprehensive attempts, starts and stops, nervous acting, I finally bring my arms up and back, for the big swing, take a couple steps back...the crowd is freaking....then I bring my hands down to the ground and stand on them. I don't stand on my hands so much as I stand on them. Feet on hands. Taaa daaaaaa!Crowd pleaser. I don't know where I stole that joke from. 
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02-07-2012, 08:29 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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Perhaps a video is in order.
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02-09-2012, 07:19 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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02-09-2012, 09:31 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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ITFY:
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02-21-2012, 08:20 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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02-24-2012, 10:32 AM
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02-24-2012, 10:47 AM
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 Did you notice the end tag..."paid for by the NY State Lottery" |
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02-24-2012, 10:47 AM
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Oh yeah. Good stuff.
The disclaimers underneath were great. |
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02-24-2012, 11:04 AM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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That's an old Detroit tradition - one in the head and two in the foot.
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02-27-2012, 06:35 PM
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