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Sheldonrs · 07-21-2012, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Wait, I confuse easily...Is it me or you dressed like the clown? And which of us would be the assclown?

Wait again...Is this a universe of Pennywise Assclowns we speak of?!

With an infinite number of universes, the answer is yes to all. lol

ZenGum · 07-20-2012, 06:14 AM

Okay, I hereby renounce all interest in the Everett Interpretation of quantum physics.

Spexxvet · 07-20-2012, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Okay, I hereby renounce all interest in the Everett Interpretation of quantum physics.

But only in this universe.

ZenGum · 07-21-2012, 08:53 PM

Okay this should be in the nightmares thread.

Sheldonrs · 07-21-2012, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Okay this should be in the nightmares thread.

Want to know what you and I are doing in some of those universes? lol

ZenGum · 07-24-2012, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Want to know what you and I are doing in some of those universes? lol

You know what's really disturbing?

In some of those alternate universes ... You. Are. Straight.

And we're checking out chicks at the beach.

Sheldonrs · 07-24-2012, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

You know what's really disturbing?

In some of those alternate universes ... You. Are. Straight.

And we're checking out chicks at the beach.

I'm fine with that because I know in still other universes, I am fucking Matt Damon's brains out, one way or another. :-)

ZenGum · 07-25-2012, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

I'm fine with that because I know in still other universes, I am fucking Matt Damon's brains out, one way or another. :-)

Yeah, but in some of those universes, Matt Damon is a male to female transsexual, and she likes it missionary style.

ZenGum · 07-21-2012, 10:12 PM

Discussing Wittgenstein over a game of baccarat, I hope.

Gravdigr · 07-23-2012, 03:20 PM

He's doing you upside-down.

Gravdigr · 07-23-2012, 03:22 PM

I hope, that, in one of those universes, I exist alone, and in silence. Drifting in space, enjoying the sounds of...

Nothing.

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhthatsthestuff...

Gravdigr · 07-23-2012, 03:26 PM

Hah...forgot why I came to the thread!

Here, laugh at this, while Rupert gets me a mojito.

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jimhelm · 07-23-2012, 06:53 PM

Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the LoganCity Cemetery , Logan , Utah ! I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?

His tombstone reads:

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

Ibby · 07-25-2012, 12:14 AM

DanaC · 07-25-2012, 07:39 AM

Maybe there''s a unverse where I don't waste my time on the cellar and do some fucking work?

Ptcha....doubt it.

07-20-2012, 06:14 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Okay, I hereby renounce all interest in the Everett Interpretation of quantum physics. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-21-2012, 08:53 PM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Okay this should be in the nightmares thread. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-21-2012, 10:12 PM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Discussing Wittgenstein over a game of baccarat, I hope. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-23-2012, 03:20 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	He's doing you upside-down. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-23-2012, 03:22 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope, that, in one of those universes, I exist alone, and in silence. Drifting in space, enjoying the sounds of... Nothing. Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhthatsthestuff... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-23-2012, 03:26 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Hah...forgot why I came to the thread! Here, laugh at this, while Rupert gets me a mojito. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-23-2012, 06:53 PM	#13
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the LoganCity Cemetery , Logan , Utah ! I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest? His tombstone reads: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

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Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	__________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

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