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12-30-2012, 11:43 PM
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I'm still a jerk
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Little Mexico
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And just one dick to fuck it up
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12-31-2012, 12:00 AM
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erika
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Location: "the high up north"
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not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh |
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01-01-2013, 05:37 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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01-01-2013, 05:41 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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01-05-2013, 10:18 AM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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So Eli Manning, Drew Brees, and Ben Rothlesberger walk into a bar... to watch the playoffs.
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01-08-2013, 03:14 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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hahahahahaaaa
eta: ha ha HA!
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Be Just and Fear Not. |
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01-08-2013, 04:34 PM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
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a dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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01-08-2013, 06:13 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Stork family sitting at the dinner table. Father stork says, "Well I made a couple of people happy today." Mother stork says, "I made a couple of people happy today too. What did you do dear?"
The little stork says, "I scared the shit out of a couple of college students."
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01-08-2013, 10:34 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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BREAKING NEWS:
Obama has stepped in and decided that Alabama got too many points yesterday and has redistributed some of those points to Notre Dame resulting in a tie in the game and a tie for the national championship. When asked for a comment, Obama said, "Alabama obviously got more than their fair share. They didn't win that all by themselves! What does one team need all those points for"?
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01-09-2013, 01:29 PM
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Glutton for Gluttony
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Tampa, FL
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ALAN! ALAN! AL! ALAN!
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01-09-2013, 03:39 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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It's-it's not Alan. Is-is that-is that Steve?
STEVE!STEVE!!STEVE! The bit with the bird and Michael Jackson music: That's from a 'Nature' episode on birds, and that's actually the music they (the 'Nature' people) put behind it. Classic episode.
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01-09-2013, 03:49 PM
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Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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01-09-2013, 04:05 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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Location: Seattle
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pssst. humor thread.
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01-21-2013, 12:43 PM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
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During sex, I suddenly stopped and held perfectly still.
She was all like, 'what are you doing/" I said, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub. It's called Buffering."
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01-21-2013, 03:16 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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