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Old 03-18-2013, 06:35 PM   #1
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Look at the bottom edge of it, that's the ribbing of a sweatshirt, not the hem of a skirt. And if you look closely below that it looks blue like blue jeans.
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Old 03-24-2013, 04:21 PM   #2
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Old 03-18-2013, 06:42 PM   #3
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I agree. And it's still going to be utterly tasteless when worn as intended ... not quite as grotesque but still tasteless.
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Old 03-19-2013, 06:48 PM   #4
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I guess the front of the sweatshirt has Mickey's head sticking out in the manner of a baby Xenomorph emerging from the wearer's chest.

Which raises a bunch of possibilities of wearing it as it is, with the front facing outwards, and Mickey hanging out her butt; or wearing it apron-style, with Mickey emerging from ...
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:27 PM   #5
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:55 AM   #6
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Old 03-22-2013, 04:11 PM   #7
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Old 03-23-2013, 04:44 PM   #9
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Old 03-24-2013, 12:17 PM   #10
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Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.

After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!" Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"
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Old 03-24-2013, 12:28 PM   #11
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My cows are starting to ask me these questions as the snow is starting to fall today... Spring? Really?


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Old 03-24-2013, 04:19 PM   #12
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Old 03-24-2013, 06:11 PM   #13
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Poor tripod. I lolled though
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Old 03-30-2013, 04:20 PM   #14
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I'm here all week, try the chicken rectums.
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Old 03-30-2013, 05:00 PM   #15
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Have I said this already? According to a recent NPR program, it's possible that that the fried calamari you're eating is actually pig rectum.
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