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Junior Master Dwellar
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Tick tock, tick tock....
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11-13-2014, 03:29 PM
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Master Dwellar
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I knew she looked familiar! Kim tried to break the internet yesterday. It didn't break but she left a huge crack in it. LOL
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11-25-2014, 10:20 AM
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Master Dwellar
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Star Wars vs. Game of Thrones
Who wins? lol
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11-02-2014, 12:59 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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11-02-2014, 01:13 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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How many Englishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.
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11-02-2014, 01:15 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, but they're really only one.
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11-09-2014, 04:59 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Down at the home...
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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11-09-2014, 07:44 PM
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The future is unwritten
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and...
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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11-11-2014, 07:57 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Q: How many pro-lifers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Nine-four to block the entrance to the room, four to hold up pictures of burnt-out bulbs, and one to try and convince the person with the new bulb to let the room stay dark.
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11-11-2014, 09:06 AM
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I can hear my ears
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A bear walks into a bar and says, " I'll have a .................................................Beer."
the bartender says, " Why the big pause?" the bear looks at his paws and says, "I've always had these."
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11-13-2014, 01:22 AM
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The future is unwritten
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Oh Noes...
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11-13-2014, 08:20 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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 My daily job. Plus/minus the 'your muscles hurt. They'll hurt if you stay home, and they'll hurt if you go to work. SO GO TO WORK!!'
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi 
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11-16-2014, 12:47 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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11-13-2014, 04:51 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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I'm beginning to have an active dislike for her. Can't stand her actually.
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11-16-2014, 02:26 PM
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still says videotape
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