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BigV · 07-16-2015, 11:14 AM

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Gravdigr · 07-16-2015, 03:39 PM

xoxoxoBruce · 07-17-2015, 06:57 PM

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Gravdigr · 07-18-2015, 03:02 PM

Hyena country...

Jpeg plumes...

monster · 07-18-2015, 05:15 PM

That's not Serenity, it's a Shark!

Gravdigr · 07-18-2015, 05:37 PM

Whatever it is, it has wings.

Gravdigr · 07-19-2015, 03:21 PM

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Big Sarge · 07-19-2015, 05:36 PM

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Awwwww.......True love!

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Gravdigr · 07-27-2015, 03:07 PM

Funniest thing I've ever seen from The Onion:

Fuck. The thumbnail ruined the funniest part.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-28-2015, 12:39 PM

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Happy Monkey · 07-31-2015, 01:17 PM

Chekhov's nuke.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-31-2015, 01:45 PM

You're right, a perfect example.

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If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it's not going to be fired, it shouldn't be hanging there.

However I disagree with Chekhov. That rifle on the wall could be part of setting the scene as a rustic dwelling.
The type of rifle could be an indicator of the time period.
A rifle could show the hero has other options when with nerves of aluminum he talks to serial killer into reforming, becoming a missionary, and helping the poor.

Happy Monkey · 07-31-2015, 02:33 PM

Like most rules with creating art, it's a rule worth considering, even if you eventually decide not to apply it.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-31-2015, 03:10 PM

Yeah, but it was very astute of you to remember and cite that rule.
I'm no writer, my attempt at spell binding would apt be more like spelling blinding.
Fleming should have heeded that rule, his James Bond books were so constipated with superfluous detail, I wanted to yell at the damn books.

07-16-2015, 11:14 AM	#1
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07-17-2015, 06:57 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-18-2015, 03:02 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Hyena country... Jpeg plumes... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-18-2015, 05:15 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	That's not Serenity, it's a Shark! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-18-2015, 05:37 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Whatever it is, it has wings. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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07-27-2015, 03:07 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Funniest thing I've ever seen from The Onion: Fuck. The thumbnail ruined the funniest part. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-28-2015, 12:39 PM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-31-2015, 01:17 PM	#12
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Chekhov's nuke. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

07-31-2015, 02:33 PM	#14
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Like most rules with creating art, it's a rule worth considering, even if you eventually decide not to apply it. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

07-31-2015, 03:10 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yeah, but it was very astute of you to remember and cite that rule. I'm no writer, my attempt at spell binding would apt be more like spelling blinding. Fleming should have heeded that rule, his James Bond books were so constipated with superfluous detail, I wanted to yell at the damn books. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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