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06-14-2017, 08:46 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Y'know what they call a 12 year old virgin in Alabama?
Uuuuuggggglllllyyyyyy.
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06-14-2017, 11:47 AM
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06-28-2017, 05:22 AM
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Back and ready to tart up the place
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The internet is for porn.
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06-30-2017, 11:47 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Know your bins, introduce them to the family, they'll be very close friends.
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07-08-2017, 11:45 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Is the Russian name Pyotr pronounced somewhat like Peter?
If so, bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!  If not, then, nevermind, I guess.
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08-18-2017, 06:56 PM
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08-20-2017, 11:49 AM
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Heh, funny.
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08-20-2017, 02:23 PM
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Edinburgh festival 2017:
Robert Garnham: Insomnia is awful. But on the plus side – only three more sleeps till Christmas. Dan Antopolski: Centaurs shop at Topman. And Bottomhorse. Paul Savage: Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression. What a sad state of affairs. Caroline Mabey: I’m very conflicted by eye tests. I want to get the answers right but I really want to win the glasses. Athena Kugblenu: Relationships are like mobile phones. You’ll look at your iPhone 5 and think, it used to be a lot quicker to turn this thing on. Evelyn Mok: My vagina is kind of like Wales. People only visit ironically. Phil Wang: In the bedroom, my girlfriend really likes it when I wear a suit, because she’s got this kinky fantasy where I have a proper job. Gráinne Maguire: The Edinburgh fringe is such a bubble. I asked a comedian what they thought about the North Korea nuclear missile crisis and they asked what venue it was on in. John-Luke Roberts: How did the Village People meet? They obviously led such different lives. Olaf Falafel: If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
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08-20-2017, 03:20 PM
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 The Village People comment makes sense. I mean, the biker and the motorcycle cop, I get that. But how did any of them ever run a cross an Indian chief? C'mon.
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08-20-2017, 05:18 PM
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They met in the Village while seeking the same thing.
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08-24-2017, 01:58 PM
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Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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Best one of these I think I've ever seen.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum that it could be done.
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08-24-2017, 02:58 PM
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Hah!
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08-25-2017, 12:53 PM
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08-29-2017, 11:23 AM
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Nerd joke
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08-31-2017, 11:01 PM
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Professor knows...
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