Making Lemonade

monster · 05-26-2012, 09:24 AM

Me: Pool day!
Facebook pooeypeople: Looks cloudy
Me: Good, it won't get too hot too early and i can mow my lawn
Facebook pooeypeople: Rain
Me: Good, lawn needed a water, dust needed to settle on pool parking lot
Facebook pooeypeople: Thunder
Me: Car on a speedbump, that's all
Weather.com: Huge effing cloud and thunder and shit coming your way all day
Me: Ooh look, the storm is shaped like a penis!

Trilby · 05-26-2012, 09:41 AM

Heat and pollution advisory here.

No lemonade.

jimhelm · 05-26-2012, 10:39 AM

it's not the heat, it's the humility

xoxoxoBruce · 05-26-2012, 01:35 PM

It's not the heat, it's not the humility, it's the humanity.

Sundae · 05-26-2012, 02:15 PM

Me: OMG looks like me volunteering to help on the cake stall tomorrow now equals me running the teas and coffees for 2 hours. With no prep, provisions or idea of whether I'll get any help.

Me: I've worked as a barmaid and a waitress. I've worked in London and on New Years Eve. I can stop a class of 31 children in their tracks and make them listen to me. I can do this.

I wasn't intending to do anything other than help out (and still might not have to) but if I am in sole charge then I'll do it with such aplomb that the PTA clamour for me next year.

So I may have inadvertently filled my pockets with lemons but I am determined I will impress with my lemonade stall.

monster · 05-26-2012, 02:31 PM

me and pool prez. OK we have to postpone until tomorrow, we are sad and it's a decision we don't want to make....
facebookemailandphonepooeypeople: you stupid, thoughtless bitches....... there's 20 minutes when it might not rain, even though all the furniture is wet and the lot is filled with puddles and the thunder means we can't swim and the lobby is only big enough for 6 people not sixty plus three tables a swimwear shop and four dozen donuts.........
me: here have some lemonade

#totallylacedwitharsenic

monster · 05-27-2012, 10:42 PM

Me: Poooooooooooolday
fcbk: ::silent likes::
people at pool: Such a great decision to cancel yesterday and go for today...
me & prez : high five and fuck you pooeyfacebook&irlpeople. How's that lemonade?

05-26-2012, 09:24 AM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Making Lemonade Me: Pool day! Facebook pooeypeople: Looks cloudy Me: Good, it won't get too hot too early and i can mow my lawn Facebook pooeypeople: Rain Me: Good, lawn needed a water, dust needed to settle on pool parking lot Facebook pooeypeople: Thunder Me: Car on a speedbump, that's all Weather.com: Huge effing cloud and thunder and shit coming your way all day Me: Ooh look, the storm is shaped like a penis! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-26-2012, 09:41 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Heat and pollution advisory here. No lemonade. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-26-2012, 10:39 AM	#3
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	it's not the heat, it's the humility __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

05-26-2012, 01:35 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It's not the heat, it's not the humility, it's the humanity. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-26-2012, 02:15 PM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Me: OMG looks like me volunteering to help on the cake stall tomorrow now equals me running the teas and coffees for 2 hours. With no prep, provisions or idea of whether I'll get any help. Me: I've worked as a barmaid and a waitress. I've worked in London and on New Years Eve. I can stop a class of 31 children in their tracks and make them listen to me. I can do this. I wasn't intending to do anything other than help out (and still might not have to) but if I am in sole charge then I'll do it with such aplomb that the PTA clamour for me next year. So I may have inadvertently filled my pockets with lemons but I am determined I will impress with my lemonade stall. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-26-2012, 02:31 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	me and pool prez. OK we have to postpone until tomorrow, we are sad and it's a decision we don't want to make.... facebookemailandphonepooeypeople: you stupid, thoughtless bitches....... there's 20 minutes when it might not rain, even though all the furniture is wet and the lot is filled with puddles and the thunder means we can't swim and the lobby is only big enough for 6 people not sixty plus three tables a swimwear shop and four dozen donuts......... me: here have some lemonade #totallylacedwitharsenic __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-27-2012, 10:42 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Me: Poooooooooooolday fcbk: ::silent likes:: people at pool: Such a great decision to cancel yesterday and go for today... me & prez : high five and fuck you pooeyfacebook&irlpeople. How's that lemonade? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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