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Old 07-05-2012, 08:32 AM   #1
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Baby You Can Hit My Car

Or: Infinite Monkey's Incredibly Bad Luck with Vehicles Part III: The Alley's Revenge.

Yeah, so I was at my friend's house yesterday and I parked in the back, where one alley runs perpendicular to the other. Apparently someone didn't negotiate that turn very well.

I didn't see it until this morning when I was getting gas. I don't see the passenger side as a general rule. I wish I had seen it before I left there.

I think some of it could be buffed out because there isn't really any damage to the quarter panel except rubbed in paint and a couple chips.

FML FML FML FML FML

Unabomber cabin still for sale?
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Old 07-05-2012, 08:39 AM   #2
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That sucks, Infi. Maybe you'd be better off with a horse.
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Old 07-05-2012, 08:43 AM   #3
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I'd love to have a horse, and a horse lifestyle, and a horse barn and a horse farm and a horse house, a horse pool and a horse porch and nothing but horses and riding and enjoying and NO humans. Not one. Because I'm really not seeing much use for humans these days.
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Old 07-05-2012, 08:57 AM   #4
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How about horsehead bookends?
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Old 07-05-2012, 09:07 AM   #5
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Certainly horse head bookends would be in keeping with my all horse motif.

All horses. All the time.
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Old 07-05-2012, 05:27 PM   #6
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Damn ... Just asking here, but does your car have one of these on it?
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Old 07-05-2012, 09:04 PM   #7
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IM, you need to set your gaze in another direction.
Lately, you've been seeing too many horses asses.
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Old 07-05-2012, 09:06 PM   #8
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We just paid $940 to keep the Windstar running ....and now it looks like another $500 repair is needed...... If only I hadn't written off the Focus, we could afford to replace it...... i feel your pain, even if mine is caused by the gremlins rather than the humans.....
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Old 07-05-2012, 09:14 PM   #9
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Classic, I do actually have that on my car. I didn't think anyone would take it seriously!

Lamp, I live in ohio. It is nothing but horses asses!

Monster, I feel your pain because car maintenance and obsolescence sucks but PEOPLE KEEP RUNNING INTO ME!
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Old 07-05-2012, 09:49 PM   #10
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GREMLINS KEEP FUCKING WITH MY CAR!!!!!! I think Belle Tire employ them......
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