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10-11-2012, 01:28 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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Beest vs Washing machine
Beest is Teh Awesome.
We flip the bird at Sears 'coz He fixed the washer again. Fucker (Washer, not Beest) better not truly die........  I think we need a Beest Jesus statue, raising a household appliance from the dead. In a pond.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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10-11-2012, 06:24 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
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I know just the place for that statue...
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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10-11-2012, 06:32 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
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have you seen the new statue? If it's possible it's even more hideous than the old one but less disconcerting as he's not coming up out of the water like the Creature from the Black Lagoon. They made him pretty thick-waisted, too. He looks pre-diabetic.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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10-11-2012, 07:46 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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Yeah, Infi posted it somewhere.... He does look a little chunky -like he got married on the quiet and his wife makes a mean hotpot.
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10-11-2012, 08:30 AM
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Yes, Jaunty Hip Jesus, here (complete with Jebus Film Strip):
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=14055&page=566 |
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10-11-2012, 08:55 AM
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Beest needs a spandex suit..with a big W on the front. And a cape.
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10-11-2012, 10:55 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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I just bought him a pale pink t-shirt with an eagle a swimmer and a big H on it. Does that work?
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10-11-2012, 10:57 AM
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Sure, he can be a Thuperhero (not that there's anything wrong with that.)
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10-11-2012, 11:58 AM
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Congratulations Beest!
All hail the conquering handyman!
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10-11-2012, 12:04 PM
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I love it when people fix stuff.
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10-11-2012, 12:57 PM
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a beautiful fool
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what was wrong with it?
I replaced the clutch in our washer once. I was pretty phucken proud of that , myownself.
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10-11-2012, 01:01 PM
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wtg jim!
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10-11-2012, 01:06 PM
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monster, can I get beest on loan? I need my dryer fixed. And my floor. And my sink. And my furnace. And one spot on my roof.
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10-11-2012, 07:10 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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if you can afford his paintball bill
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