Teaching how to drink beer - Page 2

infinite monkey · 08-30-2013, 01:58 PM

i could teach a dead man to drink beer. send those chickens over here!

'raise your hands
raise your voice
give the chickens
another choice'

Big Sarge · 08-30-2013, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Hell, if it don't suit ya, don't even accept it.

After I "went down" on duty and ended up in the hospital for a few days, the hand writing was on the wall. I have enrolled in online classes and I'm hoping I can land a job as a park ranger.

limey · 08-30-2013, 06:13 PM

Sarge. I've never met you, but you are a fully rounded person to me, without any "military". I know you've spent a lot of your life in military service, but to me you are a panda shaped guy with a quirky sense of humour, with a lot of love for your children (your own and those you've chosen), a man who cares a great deal for his friends, and a man with an intense sense of honour and justice. Please do not feel that the end of your military service is the end of you as a person. As far as I can see, it is the beginning of a whole new adventure for the lovely man that you are. x

Big Sarge · 09-02-2013, 12:29 PM

Limey, you always say the nicest things. TY. Back to the chickens, does anyone know how we can teach them to smoke crack??

Undertoad · 09-02-2013, 01:45 PM

Hey it doesn't just go for the ladies.

Sarge, you never know what life will bring around. But one thing I know for sure, life ain't the top of the mountain, it's the hike up it, that gives it meaning.* If you could see the view from the peak, without that hike, what's the point?

You didn't think there was gonna be a hitch in the path? Well what fun is a path, if there ain't a hitch in it?

So, now, what you thought was gonna be adventure #1, becomes adventure #2. T'ain't nothing wrong with that. The story isn't done, you continue to write it. I can't wait to see how this story comes out.

*this is not my original idea in any sense, the philosophers** have already figured this part out. But that's even better, don't listen to me, a lot of people find this to be the case.

** Albert Camus, "The Myth of Sisyphus"

sexobon · 09-02-2013, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

... Back to the chickens, does anyone know how we can teach them to smoke crack??

Perhaps you should get a veterinarian to prescribe some medical marijuana and first teach them to smoke that. Just sayin ...

Gravdigr · 09-07-2013, 04:26 PM

OK...I see what's happening. I'm picking up what Sarge is laying down.

First, he wants advice on how to get the chickens drunk.

Now, he wants advice on how to get them cracked up.

Sarge, just fuck one of them chickens already.

Gravdigr · 09-07-2013, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by sexobon

Perhaps you should get a veterinarian to prescribe some medical marijuana and first teach them to smoke that. Just sayin ...

Marijuana is not a gateway drug.

sexobon · 09-07-2013, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Marijuana is not a gateway drug.

No one said it was. Where medical marijuana is legal, crack still is not. If they don't find pot appealing, then consider something that may make all of them chickens jailbirds.

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

... Sarge, just fuck one of them chickens already.

You forgot to tell him to break one wing so the chicken flies around in circles while he's doing it to enhance the experience.

Gravdigr · 09-07-2013, 05:18 PM

Well, I didn't know they were spinners.

Griff · 09-07-2013, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

OK...I see what's happening. I'm picking up what Sarge is laying down.

First, he wants advice on how to get the chickens drunk.

Now, he wants advice on how to get them cracked up.

Sarge, just fuck one of them chickens already.

Seriously, chickens have a very flexible moral code, no big wup.

monster · 09-11-2013, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Have you tried German dance music?

Polka? ....I barely touched her!

08-30-2013, 06:13 PM	#18
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Sarge. I've never met you, but you are a fully rounded person to me, without any "military". I know you've spent a lot of your life in military service, but to me you are a panda shaped guy with a quirky sense of humour, with a lot of love for your children (your own and those you've chosen), a man who cares a great deal for his friends, and a man with an intense sense of honour and justice. Please do not feel that the end of your military service is the end of you as a person. As far as I can see, it is the beginning of a whole new adventure for the lovely man that you are. x __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

09-02-2013, 12:29 PM	#19
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Limey, you always say the nicest things. TY. Back to the chickens, does anyone know how we can teach them to smoke crack?? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

09-07-2013, 04:26 PM	#22
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	OK...I see what's happening. I'm picking up what Sarge is laying down. First, he wants advice on how to get the chickens drunk. Now, he wants advice on how to get them cracked up. Sarge, just fuck one of them chickens already. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-07-2013, 05:18 PM	#25
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Well, I didn't know they were spinners. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-30-2013, 01:58 PM	#16
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	i could teach a dead man to drink beer. send those chickens over here! 'raise your hands raise your voice give the chickens another choice'

09-02-2013, 01:45 PM	#20
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Hey it doesn't just go for the ladies. Sarge, you never know what life will bring around. But one thing I know for sure, life ain't the top of the mountain, it's the hike up it, that gives it meaning.* If you could see the view from the peak, without that hike, what's the point? You didn't think there was gonna be a hitch in the path? Well what fun is a path, if there ain't a hitch in it? So, now, what you thought was gonna be adventure #1, becomes adventure #2. T'ain't nothing wrong with that. The story isn't done, you continue to write it. I can't wait to see how this story comes out. this is not my original idea in any sense, the philosophers* have already figured this part out. But that's even better, don't listen to me, a lot of people find this to be the case. ** Albert Camus, "The Myth of Sisyphus"

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