The "Respond to the Cellar Tagline" Thread - Page 35

sexobon · 06-29-2013, 12:15 AM

The Cellar: More people care about your shit here than on any other form of social media and that's some good shit, we shit you not, whether you shit or get off the pot we're with you!

sexobon · 07-28-2013, 11:23 PM

The Cellar: If you wanted to join in last time around, but didn't, this is your chance now to become a member of this elite online community. You'll be issued a virtual beret and have the opportunity to earn virtual medals. You can be a ... CELLAR OF ONE.
Some restrictions may apply. Not available in all locations. Allow 3 to 5 days for registration confirmation.

Crimson Ghost · 07-29-2013, 06:32 AM

The Cellar: If you wanted to join in last time around, but didn't, this is your chance now. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I'm offering is the truth – nothing more.

Sundae · 08-18-2013, 11:27 AM

The Cellar: You know what? It isn't that hard to get a camel through the eye of a needle. Steve Jobs said so in a seance last night.

Griff · 08-18-2013, 01:10 PM

The Cellar: You know what? It isn't that hard to get a camel through the eye of a needle. It is as simple as pressing puree.

Lamplighter · 08-18-2013, 05:09 PM

It's only hard if you try to get camel through backwards.

Happy Monkey · 08-19-2013, 03:55 PM

Rich men can buy huge needles.

sexobon · 10-16-2013, 10:39 PM

The Cellar: Agree to disagree, but disagree to part your hair down the middle and become a zipper head.

sexobon · 10-23-2013, 12:38 PM

The Cellar: weer in ur dictionary verbin ur nounz an' in ur spel chekkerz foneticizin ur wordz.

Bloke · 10-24-2013, 04:04 PM

The Cellar: Then I woke up with my face in my cornflakes...

sexobon · 12-14-2013, 12:16 AM

The Cellar: Mental midget tossing every third Thursday during Happy Hour which ironically was named for one of the seven dwarfs.

sexobon · 02-14-2014, 01:15 PM

The Cellar: The answers are printed upside down at the bottom of the quiz which is so easy you could pass it standing on your head

sexobon · 02-22-2014, 04:59 AM

The Cellar: Boom Shaka Laka Laka [No Shakas or Lakas were harmed during the making of this tagline.]

sexobon · 03-07-2014, 09:57 PM

The Cellar: We WILL rock you ... though it would be way cooler Yoda style: Rock you we WILL

sexobon · 04-11-2014, 11:28 PM

The Cellar: Oh, how we've suffered. By we I mean me and by way of misery loves company, YOU!

07-28-2013, 11:23 PM	#512
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	The Cellar: If you wanted to join in last time around, but didn't, this is your chance now to become a member of this elite online community. You'll be issued a virtual beret and have the opportunity to earn virtual medals. You can be a ... CELLAR OF ONE. Some restrictions may apply. Not available in all locations. Allow 3 to 5 days for registration confirmation. Last edited by sexobon; 07-28-2013 at 11:34 PM. Reason: typo

07-29-2013, 06:32 AM	#513
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	The Cellar: If you wanted to join in last time around, but didn't, this is your chance now. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I'm offering is the truth – nothing more. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-18-2013, 11:27 AM	#514
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	The Cellar: You know what? It isn't that hard to get a camel through the eye of a needle. Steve Jobs said so in a seance last night. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-18-2013, 01:10 PM	#515
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	The Cellar: You know what? It isn't that hard to get a camel through the eye of a needle. It is as simple as pressing puree. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-19-2013, 03:55 PM	#517
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Rich men can buy huge needles. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

06-29-2013, 12:15 AM	#511
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	The Cellar: More people care about your shit here than on any other form of social media and that's some good shit, we shit you not, whether you shit or get off the pot we're with you!

08-18-2013, 05:09 PM	#516
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	It's only hard if you try to get camel through backwards.

10-16-2013, 10:39 PM	#518
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	The Cellar: Agree to disagree, but disagree to part your hair down the middle and become a zipper head.

10-23-2013, 12:38 PM	#519
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	The Cellar: weer in ur dictionary verbin ur nounz an' in ur spel chekkerz foneticizin ur wordz.

10-24-2013, 04:04 PM	#520
Bloke Almost normal... Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: High Wycombe. Posts: 109	The Cellar: Then I woke up with my face in my cornflakes...

12-14-2013, 12:16 AM	#521
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	The Cellar: Mental midget tossing every third Thursday during Happy Hour which ironically was named for one of the seven dwarfs.

02-14-2014, 01:15 PM	#522
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	The Cellar: The answers are printed upside down at the bottom of the quiz which is so easy you could pass it standing on your head

02-22-2014, 04:59 AM	#523
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	The Cellar: Boom Shaka Laka Laka [No Shakas or Lakas were harmed during the making of this tagline.]

03-07-2014, 09:57 PM	#524
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	The Cellar: We WILL rock you ... though it would be way cooler Yoda style: Rock you we WILL

04-11-2014, 11:28 PM	#525
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	The Cellar: Oh, how we've suffered. By we I mean me and by way of misery loves company, YOU!

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