What surprised you today? - Page 2

it · 09-16-2015, 05:33 AM

Yesterday I was late to the bus after work so I ordered a taxi driver. He asked me how I found the cab company's number and I told him on the internet, in my phone. His response was "There is also facebook", "What do you prefer? the internet or facebook?".... I then asked him a bit about his childhood and realized the man was in his 70s - came here in 1956 when he was 14 - He just looked remarkably healthy and young, would have never thought more then 50 from looking at him.

I always thought keeping fit with a job as a taxi driver would be very difficult - with all the overtime and sitting around, but he is doing better then I am.

Gravdigr · 09-16-2015, 04:31 PM

I thought it was Tuesday, until about an hour ago.

What the hell happened to Tuesday?

The first person that says Tuesday's Gone...I'm coming to your house and shit on your porch.

fargon · 09-16-2015, 05:30 PM

Tuesdays gone man

it · 09-17-2015, 01:48 AM

I will be surprised and full of awe if you took a shit on your own porch after that.
Double points if it was in a flaming bag and you've fall for it.

Gravdigr · 09-17-2015, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by traceur

I will be surprised and full of awe if you took a shit on your own porch after that.

Oh, I'm all about the shock & awe, brother, but, ya got me on that one. Would save me some gas, though. It's a long drive to Wisconsin.

Gravdigr · 09-17-2015, 04:19 PM

In the "Keen Links" thread I linked to an article about Joe Pesci.

I was surprised to find out that Joe Pesci can sing, not the best singer in the world, but, he can sing.

I was also surprised to learn that he was the guitarist for a group called 'Joey Dee & The Starliters', until they found a better guitarist, in the form of Jimi Fucking Hendrix.

Here's Mr. Pesci's rendition of "Got To Get You Into My Life"...It's...surprising.

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Ok, here is Mr. Pesci's rendition of "Got To Get You Into My Life".

glatt · 09-17-2015, 04:29 PM

I wouldn't say he's a good singer, but he's better than I am.

elSicomoro · 09-17-2015, 04:51 PM

I watched all 5 hours of those debates last night, like a fucking dumbass. I am both surprised and ashamed.

09-16-2015, 04:31 PM	#17
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I thought it was Tuesday, until about an hour ago. What the hell happened to Tuesday? The first person that says Tuesday's Gone...I'm coming to your house and shit on your porch. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-16-2015, 05:30 PM	#18
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Tuesdays gone man __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

09-17-2015, 04:19 PM	#21
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	In the "Keen Links" thread I linked to an article about Joe Pesci. I was surprised to find out that Joe Pesci can sing, not the best singer in the world, but, he can sing. I was also surprised to learn that he was the guitarist for a group called 'Joey Dee & The Starliters', until they found a better guitarist, in the form of Jimi Fucking Hendrix. Here's Mr. Pesci's rendition of "Got To Get You Into My Life"...It's...surprising. Ok, *here* is Mr. Pesci's rendition of "Got To Get You Into My Life". __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-16-2015, 05:33 AM	#16
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772	Yesterday I was late to the bus after work so I ordered a taxi driver. He asked me how I found the cab company's number and I told him on the internet, in my phone. His response was "There is also facebook", "What do you prefer? the internet or facebook?".... I then asked him a bit about his childhood and realized the man was in his 70s - came here in 1956 when he was 14 - He just looked remarkably healthy and young, would have never thought more then 50 from looking at him. I always thought keeping fit with a job as a taxi driver would be very difficult - with all the overtime and sitting around, but he is doing better then I am.

09-17-2015, 01:48 AM	#19
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772	I will be surprised and full of awe if you took a shit on your own porch after that. Double points if it was in a flaming bag and you've fall for it.

09-17-2015, 04:29 PM	#22
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I wouldn't say he's a good singer, but he's better than I am.

09-17-2015, 04:51 PM	#23
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I watched all 5 hours of those debates last night, like a fucking dumbass. I am both surprised and ashamed.

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