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Professor
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 1,788
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Bog standard stereotypical geek. That's anti-cool almost by definition.
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Belt Conveyor
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Philadelphia, Pa
Posts: 68
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Cool......Not Cool.....
Not cool....or cool......Not sure which catagory has more...
Not cool: Cranky knees, back & hip from to many road marches in the army and years of college football, hockey & rugby......Now if I run a block I'm in the emergency room ![]() 35yo, married, have sex MAYBE 4 times a month ![]() Still use my PS2 ![]() Still go out drinking with my childhood buddies, who still have mullets and some still live with mom & dad ![]() Still listen to heavy metal music ![]() Cool: Candidate for knee replacement surgery and can become the bionic man at 35 I still have all my hair and teeth and when me and the little misses DO have sex it's usualy something outrageous and with one or more of her girlfriends ![]() Still use my PS2 and still beat the shit out of my teenage nephews at whatever they bring to play..they think it's cool ![]() Still listen ot heavy metal.....yet I listen ot most of the new rock bands also...... good combo of to damn old and still with the times....AH it ain't easy being me......Later ![]() |
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"I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me."
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In Sycamore's boxers
Posts: 1,341
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Lecturer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Ohio
Posts: 927
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perth, watching the food network is very cool. i can only eat around 8 different foods because of my multiple food allergies, but i still love to watch the food network.
LJ, how nice of you to remind me of another uncool aspect of myself-outside of work and family members, all of my friends are "virtual"! |
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Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Kingdom of Atlantia
Posts: 2,979
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I'm not cool* because: I HAVE to post in purple. I don't have one piece of clothing that could be considered designer in any way, shape or form. I LOVE shopping at Wal-Mart I can go from nice person to ultra-bitch in .01 seconds for no reason and without remorse. (Usually have a reason, tho.) I'm overweight. I make tissue paper flowers. Well. * What today's society generally considers "cool" |
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Has Body Temperature
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: I come from a land downunder
Posts: 1,105
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![]() Why Im Not Cool: I spend 50% of my paid work day here in the Celler with our Virtual Family. I Tapestry. Im a day dreamer. When there is something important to be done, Ill proabably be sitting in the backyard, staring into to space or listening to music or playing with the animals. I am addicted to stationary. i could spend all day in a stationary shop in awe of all the pretty pens and pretty papers with all the pretty patterns and colours and textures and gorgeous things for writing letters and cards and textas and funky paints and stickers...... oh ill think ill have to go at linch time for a fix!! TRust me.. if your MY penpal... you'd think i'm queen of the stationary jungle or something! ![]()
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 12,486
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
Posts: 20,774
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Parts unknown.
Posts: 4,081
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Uncool. Yup, that's me...
The first song I downloaded on iTunes was by the Cowsills. (I think I should win the unCool prize just for that). I drove a VW bug in high school between the time that they were originally cool and when they became cool once more. I don't even get cool spam. I suck at playing guitar even tho I practiced for years. I do give myself credit for having the good sense to give up and suck at something different for a while. I was invited to enter a talent show at one point but couldn't think of anything to do. I can't finish a video game: I'm still not sure how much further I have to go to finish Half-Life. Damn game goes on forever! Somebody tell Clodfobble to make a 2nd version for people that suck at video games. I tried WuShu Kung Fu for a while but wasn't graceful enough and could not remember the forms to save my life. To summarize, I think what really makes me uncool is that I suck at all the stuff I really wish I was good at.
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Lecturer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Ohio
Posts: 927
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beestie, the cowsills are pretty cool!
barry cowsill, the bass player lives here in newport. last year, when i used to go to open mic every week, he was always there, usually shitfaced, and he'd play guitar and sing. (he liked my version of hounddog ![]() |
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Expectorant Inspector
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 31
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I sold a 1966 Mustang and now drive a 1996 Camry. That is very uncool.
Plus, I'm too fucking nice. And even though I'm nice, you know what I like about people???? Not a God damn thing.
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Constitutional Scholar
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ocala, FL
Posts: 4,006
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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin |
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"I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me."
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In Sycamore's boxers
Posts: 1,341
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Ah, ok...I'll confess that I am an office supply geek. I could spend days in an Office Depot or Staples...*looks down, shuffles feet..* When I was in school, and it was time for school shopping for supplies, oh man! I couldn't wait...HA! And I had to have the coolest stuff, so whatever was the newest thing out there in, let's say, pens, I HAD to have it! (so I guess that made me "cool" as far as school supplies). ![]()
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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two words:
TRAPPER KEEPER
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