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08-04-2016, 12:20 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Marketing Bullshit
There's a lot of it about, but I particularly enjoyed this dose of absolute bollocks on the local news site today:
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08-04-2016, 03:28 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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08-04-2016, 08:50 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jan 2001
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I used to work at a CVS, and they used to push us to push the CVS label products. They were good stuff and offered a high profit margin. But the neighborhood I was in (Philadelphia's Society Hill)...they didn't want off-label shit. They wanted their Evian and Charmin and Oreos...I KNOW my customers. I kept trying to explain this to my District Manager, but...well, he was a piece of shit anyway.
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08-05-2016, 08:08 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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I'm amused by the phrase "save up to $20.00 or more". It's meaningless. 1 cent is up to $20.00, and $1,000.00 is or more.
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