What wouldn't be improved by...... - Page 3

infinite monkey · 09-25-2016, 08:43 PM

Definitive answer. I think money can make things easier, but it cannot buy class.

Sundae · 09-26-2016, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by limey

There's a cheese limit?

There is, but it's an EU specification, so we'll be fine now, after Brexit.
Ditto the Merkins after Trump, I'm sure.

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Originally Posted by monster

cash can't improve class

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Definitive answer. I think money can make things easier, but it cannot buy class.

Depends on your definition of class.
You can be classy in a dress bought from the market, but you'll never own "land".
You can treat people with decency and respect and still be sneered at for not having the right school tie.

Class as in caste is outdated. But if you mean simply good manners, I mostly agree. Except as I've said before, they vary from place to place. As a waitress in London I served very polite people who left a tip which probably wouldn't have paid for their children's crayons. And served Merkins who never said please or thank you, and summoned me with a wave of the hand, and the tip they left bought my groceries for a week.

Same with other nationalities. The French hate you mangling their language; the Sri Lankans love that you bothered to learn a few words; the Dutch simply can't understand what you are saying because it's such a tricky language to learn (by European standards)

On balance I think I'd rather have money. If what I was taught as good manners doesn't translate, at least currency does.

footfootfoot · 09-26-2016, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Beer. I've never like chocolate stouts.

also sushi

Agreed. Chocolate sushi pretty much blows. The only thing worse would be fish stouts.

Chocolate sushi stouts are right out.

footfootfoot · 09-26-2016, 07:45 PM

NO. FUCKING. WAY.

Just no.

http://mashable.com/2016/09/26/red-r...1#DmNr3t6eNkq6

lumberjim · 09-26-2016, 07:55 PM

I never like beers that have the words 'carmel, toasty, molasses, smoky, coffee, or chocolate' in the description.

I can tolerate 'floral notes, citrus rind, grassy, lemony, and spicy'

i look for 'balanced, dry hopped, clean finish, and crisp'

malty means too sweet.

monster · 09-26-2016, 08:36 PM

I do like chocolate, but it was never meant to be in adult beverages or savory food.

monster · 09-26-2016, 08:37 PM

also... my whites laundry load is not improved by chocolate

xoxoxoBruce · 09-26-2016, 08:37 PM

Hey Jim, my local ACME market has Victory beer.

monster · 09-26-2016, 08:39 PM

or cash, actually. it's a PITA drying out the bills, but you have to be so much more careful with the clothes too, so you don't tear the damp bills. cash definitely does not improve the laundry experience

footfootfoot · 09-26-2016, 08:42 PM

Seriously? Did none of you follow the link?

Burger flavored beer?

It's the fucking fourth horseman.

lumberjim · 09-26-2016, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Hey Jim, my local ACME market has Victory beer.

The little liquor store 2 blocks from my house has sour Monkey, tart ten, summer love, golden monkey and vital IPA.

I drivr by total wine on my way home though, so... I'm good

Griff · 09-26-2016, 09:27 PM

fellatio?

footfootfoot · 09-27-2016, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

fellatio?

lumberjim · 09-27-2016, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

fellatio?

Only thing I can think of is Bill Clinton's political career

Gravdigr · 09-27-2016, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

or cash, actually. it's a PITA drying out the bills, but you have to be so much more careful with the clothes too, so you don't tear the damp bills. cash definitely does not improve the laundry experience

Your going at it wrong. Ya use the cash to pay someone else to do your laundry.

Foreigners, man.

Wait, she's not a foreigner anymore, is she?

09-26-2016, 07:45 PM	#34
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	NO. FUCKING. WAY. Just no. http://mashable.com/2016/09/26/red-r...1#DmNr3t6eNkq6 __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-26-2016, 07:55 PM	#35
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I never like beers that have the words 'carmel, toasty, molasses, smoky, coffee, or chocolate' in the description. I can tolerate 'floral notes, citrus rind, grassy, lemony, and spicy' i look for 'balanced, dry hopped, clean finish, and crisp' malty means too sweet. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-26-2016, 08:36 PM	#36
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I do like chocolate, but it was never meant to be in adult beverages or savory food. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-26-2016, 08:37 PM	#37
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	also... my whites laundry load is not improved by chocolate __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-26-2016, 08:37 PM	#38
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hey Jim, my local ACME market has Victory beer. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-25-2016, 08:43 PM	#31
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Definitive answer. I think money can make things easier, but it cannot buy class.

09-26-2016, 08:39 PM	#39
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	or cash, actually. it's a PITA drying out the bills, but you have to be so much more careful with the clothes too, so you don't tear the damp bills. cash definitely does not improve the laundry experience __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-26-2016, 08:42 PM	#40
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Seriously? Did none of you follow the link? Burger flavored beer? It's the fucking fourth horseman. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-26-2016, 09:27 PM	#42
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	fellatio? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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