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That's just a little terrifying. So my saw will take my arm off in less than a second if I shove my arm in there.
They aren't kidding when they tell you to adjust the blade guide to only a quarter inch above the work piece so you can't cut an appendage off. |
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No way could I do that for eight hours.
I got bored about thirty seconds in.
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He'd be several cuts past the mistake before he missed that thumb.
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His thumb would be wrapped and shipped by then.
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To shreds, you say?
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Alton Brown would be doing a special on cooking the thumb by then.
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Thumb removal would have become popular with everyone's parents by then, while all the kids would have already moved on to the latest trend of waxed butt moustaches.
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#277 |
still says videotape
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Salvation Armys across the nation would be full up with thumbs by then, waiting for a surge from ironic hipsters.
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You'll be able to buy over the counter thumb removal CRISPR technology at gas stations and mini marts next to the no-doz, butt mustache wax, and condoms.
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Sorry glatt, didn't mean to derail your build thread, just add a little levity.
Now back to the fantastic build.
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Derailments like this one are one of my favorite things about the Cellar.
I mean, who woulda thunk we coulda got this much levity out of a simple thumb comment. You guys rock.
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Nah. No worries. Have fun in the thread. I'll get it back on the track when I am ready. I enjoyed showing the meat video to my kids.
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I'm half tempted to start a thread, "Building a bandsaw on the cheap from mostly detached thumbs" but I'm too busy procrastinating.
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#284 |
I can hear my ears
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There is a saying about procrastination. One day I'll look it up.
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