An airing of grievances, Happy Festivus

Griff · 12-23-2016, 09:57 AM

Grievance: The Chinese are making and selling plastic rice for human consumption.

henry quirk · 12-23-2016, 10:43 AM

*Your slavish devotion to [insert the name of a person, place, or thing] is annoying and wrong-headed.

*You talk too damn much and say next to nuthin'.

*You have the sensibility of a turnip.

*You're not thin-skinned, you're no-skinned (and you're bleedin' all over the carpet).

*When you parade your [insert idea, or the name of an object, emotion, or body part] in the public sphere, you show an utter lack of good sense and character.

Test of Strength, anyone?

glatt · 12-23-2016, 11:05 AM

They are doing the same thing to shrimp. Pumping them full of cellulose gum called CMC to plump them up and make them weigh more.

Try to know where your food comes from and what it actually is.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-23-2016, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by henry quirk

*You have the sensibility of a turnip.

Hey, don't be dissing turnips,

they facilitated the industrial revolution.

henry quirk · 12-24-2016, 01:27 PM

Hey, turnips are cool...I got nuthin' against turnips.

Humans who act like turnips are not cool...I got everything against them.

monster · 12-24-2016, 01:31 PM

turnips backwards is spinrut.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-24-2016, 02:18 PM

No grievances... I don't save 'em.

Gravdigr · 01-05-2017, 02:09 PM

Fuck a turnip.

I'm just sayin'.

orthodoc · 01-07-2017, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

They are doing the same thing to shrimp.

Try to know where your food comes from and what it actually is.

Great advice. Consider the issues with imported seafood outlined in this article.

Nothing like a combination of multi-drug resistant bacteria and the antibiotic of last resort, presented so that you can personally grow bugs resistant to it, in one tasty appetizer.

12-23-2016, 09:57 AM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	An airing of grievances, Happy Festivus Grievance: The Chinese are making and selling plastic rice for human consumption. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-23-2016, 10:43 AM	#2
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	YOU (whoever you are)! Your slavish devotion to [insert the name of a person, place, or thing] is annoying and wrong-headed. You talk too damn much and say next to nuthin'. You have the sensibility of a turnip. You're not thin-skinned, you're no-skinned (and you're bleedin' all over the carpet). *When you parade your [insert idea, or the name of an object, emotion, or body part] in the public sphere, you show an utter lack of good sense and character. Test of Strength, anyone?

12-24-2016, 01:31 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	turnips backwards is spinrut. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-24-2016, 02:18 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No grievances... I don't save 'em. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-05-2017, 02:09 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Fuck a turnip. I'm just sayin'. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-23-2016, 11:05 AM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	They are doing the same thing to shrimp. Pumping them full of cellulose gum called CMC to plump them up and make them weigh more. Try to know where your food comes from and what it actually is.

12-24-2016, 01:27 PM	#5
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	Hey, turnips are cool...I got nuthin' against turnips. Humans who act like turnips are not cool...I got everything against them.

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