Good news, bad news - Page 10

SteveDallas · 12-16-2008, 09:39 AM

Good news: I impulse-purchased a jar of pumpkin butter at Trader Joe's last night. I had some on a toasted bagel this morning. It was yummy.

Bad news: I dropped the bagel in the car on the way to work and got pumpkin butter on my pants.

Shawnee123 · 12-16-2008, 09:43 AM

(everyone points and laughs) Pumpkin butter pants, pumpkin butter pants...n'yeah nah nah...he's got pumpkin butter pants.

BrianR · 12-16-2008, 10:08 AM

Sorry to hear about your nephew's death.

I tell people all the time... "Hit the damn deer! You'd rather fix that damage than the damage resulting from the ditch/other car."

They never listen. Oh, they SAY they hear me but then a deer pops out and there goes another car. The rule among trucks is to hit the accelerator and try to knock off the head for a trophy. Sure a new hood costs $5-10,000 and the rest can easily run into the $50,000 range but it sure beats a totaled truck and lost load in a ditch over a stupid deer. It's not your fault if you hit a deer but it IS your fault if you hit another vehicle or roll it over.

Trilby · 12-16-2008, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Bad news: I dropped the bagel in the car on the way to work and got pumpkin butter on my pants.

that's nothing. I dropped a Skyline Chilidog in my car the other day.

Yes. I WAS trying to drive and eat a chili dog at the same time. So?

sweetwater · 12-16-2008, 10:32 AM

Good news: Mr. Sweetwater's shoulder-to-wrist was soreness was diagnosed as tendonitis this morning, and the doctor gave him an Rx and shot to control the pain while it heals.

Bad news: This is one of his Christmas gifts. In fact, I bought 2 so we could play against each other with more ferocity. Santa may have messed up here.

lookout123 · 12-16-2008, 10:34 AM

Good news: I played a full game last night with no substitution and my knee is giving me exactly zero noticeable pain this morning.

Bad news: There is no pain in my knee because I could barely run last night thanks to this creeping death in my lungs.

Shawnee123 · 12-19-2008, 07:52 AM

The good news (for you all) is that I'll be off all next week, so very little if any Dwelling.

The bad news (for me) is that I'll be off all next week, so very little if any Dwelling.

Happy holidays to everyone!

Thanks for another year of fun and laughs and commiseration.

Trilby · 12-19-2008, 08:13 AM

Happy Festivus, Shawnee!

Now, go sit on

's lap!

(pssssssssst---it's really bruce!)

Shawnee123 · 12-19-2008, 08:17 AM

Bruce is better than Santa!

Festivus for the rest of us.

HungLikeJesus · 12-19-2008, 08:19 AM

If Shawnee's not going to be here, I see no reason for the rest of us to be here either.

Shawnee123 · 12-19-2008, 08:21 AM

lol...you're far too kind.

I will be getting home interwebz after the first of the year...wish I had it now.

Trilby · 12-19-2008, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

lol...you're far too kind.

I will be getting home interwebz after the first of the year...wish I had it now.

go to the library for interwebz. That's what I did when my system was down. You not only can surf the webz and lolcats and cellar at the library but you can meet interesting people, too!*

*mostly homeless, but whatever.

Shawnee123 · 12-19-2008, 08:26 AM

True. Also, they recently opened our new library in an historical hotel renovation...there are more computers and the atmosphere is lovely. I need to get pics of the place anyway, as I promised to post them sometime.

Cicero · 12-19-2008, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

The good news (for you all) is that I'll be off all next week, so very little if any Dwelling.

The bad news (for me) is that I'll be off all next week, so very little if any Dwelling.

Happy holidays to everyone!

Thanks for another year of fun and laughs and commiseration.

Have a Merry Christmas Shawnee!

We'll miss ya' round here! And remember only 4 more days of being nice to get the good stuff out of Santa!

LabRat · 12-23-2008, 11:28 AM

The good news is, we found the bat that had been reported being seen on our floor. The bad news is that facilities is going to destroy it when they come.

Of all the days for me to leave my camera at home.

12-16-2008, 09:43 AM	#137
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	(everyone points and laughs) Pumpkin butter pants, pumpkin butter pants...n'yeah nah nah...he's got pumpkin butter pants. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-16-2008, 10:08 AM	#138
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Sorry to hear about your nephew's death. I tell people all the time... "Hit the damn deer! You'd rather fix that damage than the damage resulting from the ditch/other car." They never listen. Oh, they SAY they hear me but then a deer pops out and there goes another car. The rule among trucks is to hit the accelerator and try to knock off the head for a trophy. Sure a new hood costs $5-10,000 and the rest can easily run into the $50,000 range but it sure beats a totaled truck and lost load in a ditch over a stupid deer. It's not your fault if you hit a deer but it IS your fault if you hit another vehicle or roll it over. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

12-16-2008, 10:32 AM	#140
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	Good news: Mr. Sweetwater's shoulder-to-wrist was soreness was diagnosed as tendonitis this morning, and the doctor gave him an Rx and shot to control the pain while it heals. Bad news: This is one of his Christmas gifts. In fact, I bought 2 so we could play against each other with more ferocity. Santa may have messed up here. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

12-16-2008, 10:34 AM	#141
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Good news: I played a full game last night with no substitution and my knee is giving me exactly zero noticeable pain this morning. Bad news: There is no pain in my knee because I could barely run last night thanks to this creeping death in my lungs. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-19-2008, 07:52 AM	#142
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	The good news (for you all) is that I'll be off all next week, so very little if any Dwelling. The bad news (for me) is that I'll be off all next week, so very little if any Dwelling. Happy holidays to everyone! Thanks for another year of fun and laughs and commiseration. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-16-2008, 09:39 AM	#136
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Good news: I impulse-purchased a jar of pumpkin butter at Trader Joe's last night. I had some on a toasted bagel this morning. It was yummy. Bad news: I dropped the bagel in the car on the way to work and got pumpkin butter on my pants.

12-19-2008, 08:13 AM	#143
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Happy Festivus, Shawnee! Now, go sit on 's lap! (pssssssssst---it's really bruce!) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-19-2008, 08:17 AM	#144
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Bruce is better than Santa! Festivus for the rest of us. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-19-2008, 08:19 AM	#145
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	If Shawnee's not going to be here, I see no reason for the rest of us to be here either. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

12-19-2008, 08:21 AM	#146
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lol...you're far too kind. I will be getting home interwebz after the first of the year...wish I had it now. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-19-2008, 08:26 AM	#148
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	True. Also, they recently opened our new library in an historical hotel renovation...there are more computers and the atmosphere is lovely. I need to get pics of the place anyway, as I promised to post them sometime. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-23-2008, 11:28 AM	#150
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	The good news is, we found the bat that had been reported being seen on our floor. The bad news is that facilities is going to destroy it when they come. Of all the days for me to leave my camera at home. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

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