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Well, as it turns out, there was a break long enough in the showers that the roof dried off this afternoon, and the chimney sweep was willing to climb up there at the appointed time. The raccoon was no longer in the chimney. It had been driven away by the liberal application of ammonia soaked rags by us. The chimney sweep inspected the chimney and found no bedding materials brought in by the raccoon. He capped the chimney, wrote up an estimate to have some minor mortar repair done, and charged us a measly $113 dollars for the whole deal. I feel like we won the lottery. I was thinking we would have to pay a lot more, since everything is always outrageous around here. glatt is one happy dude. ![]() |
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fantastic!
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Why didn't you fire up the fireplace and furnace? Roasted coon is tasty.
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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it came to me again today: I am so, SO glad I'm not married!
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Even If you choose to love me, I will always choose to fall.
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Will work for pancakes.
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Soul Duck
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: over here
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I wish I could have a pizza for lunch.
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In all honesty, I wouldve accepted the congratulations ![]() We have had the *what if* talk and he wants more kids, but I dont think he would of wanted them under these circumstances. I dont know whether I want him to be the father of my children just yet though ![]() Clod - Hows the foot?? thats some nasty bruising. Cloud - youre not married? why are you happy? I'm a bit hazy on your circumstances. ![]() My US friend (from WI) sent his stuffed raccoon over here for a holiday. I'm thinking I need to Flat Stanley him, so will have to take a trip to Sydney to get the compulsory Sydney Opera House pic. ![]() |
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I just got up this morning, looked in the mirror . . . and scared myself.
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Conquistador
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Everywhere
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Must...increase...post count...
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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
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I felt the need to add to my post count and here is my post.
I feel so....cheap. :p
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#147 |
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Family Guy is hilarious.
I am watching Season 1 (which I downloaded yesterday) right now. Lois: "Oh no!" Meg: "Oh no!" Chris:"Oh no!" <<Mr. Kool-Aid bursts out of wall>> Mr. Kool-Aid: "Oh yeahhhh!" shit that was so funny |
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Has Body Temperature
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: I come from a land downunder
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mother FUUUUCKKKKKKEEER
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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awful lot of animals around here: ducks, goats, toads, foxes . . . Maybe the Cellars is really a zoo in disguise!
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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anyone know what those motorized 2-wheel upright scooter thingies that the meter maids, etc. use are called?
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dum, oh the whorror |
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