Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 10

Sheldonrs · 03-29-2007, 10:04 AM

Well, together they are 16 so I guess it's ok.

footfootfoot · 03-29-2007, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by LabRat

This begs the question, nature vs. nurture papa? Heh, heh, heh !!

I think it is nature not being stifled by nurture. The inch is a lot smoother already than I ever was or will be. A few weeks ago he was giving his sitter a shoulder rub, then putting his hand on her shoulder and looking smolderingly into her eyes.

I can hardly pull that off with my own wife, but then I had a decidely wierd upbringing where those sorts of things were stifled.

So I say it's a mix of both.

03-29-2007, 05:02 PM

There is a new Finn story... omg, I need help.

Griff · 03-30-2007, 07:15 AM

That boy has a great future... hell he has a great now.

SteveDallas · 03-30-2007, 10:31 AM

Does he give lessons??

Phil · 03-30-2007, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

There is a new Finn story... omg, I need help.

nope, seems youre doing fine.

Hyoi · 03-31-2007, 09:46 AM

My eldest daughter, now fully grown, had a thing for Kenny Rogers when she was four or five. She loved to sing his version of Lucille, but it came out like this:

You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hundred children and a crop in the field

Phil · 03-31-2007, 03:12 PM

a friend's son had an awful time teething. he would bite chunks out of ordinary teethers, so he tried to find a solid silver victorian teether. no success. he also tried engineering works for steel rings. no success, but they suggested stainless surgical steel. so he went to a body piercing shop and bought a wide diameter circular ring. yeah youve guessed it : his son was teethed on a large cock - ring.

03-31-2007, 03:23 PM

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Our saga continues…

So I have a “conversation” with my little man that it is inappropriate to touch others without their permission. I worry that he has not heard a word that I have said even though he looked me in the eye and said he understood…even giving me the gratuitous, “trust me” that I have heard one too many times from the opposite sex. (Rob: I do not endorse this statement, but, Finn does say that a lot and it is usually a lie)

Well, we go to Toys R Us two days ago to pick out a swimming pool for him since he has been begging me for one and it has been upward of 90 degrees almost every day this week. He was a perfect angel in the store and when we get to the cash register, he continues by helping to put all of the merchandise on the counter. The check-out clerk is a beautiful Spanish lady that looks to be about 18-19 years-old…a real sweet thing.
Finn looks at her and says, “I need to tell you something.” When she asks him, “what?”, he replies, “I want to give you a kiss.” Oh brother. Here we go again.
Well, at least he asked this time so I guess he did listen to our talk. Anyway, the girl turns to me and looks to me as if to ask permission to kiss him, saying, “He wants to give me a kiss.”
I say to her, “Lady, if you want to open up that box, go for it.” So she leans over and presents her cheek to him. Cheek? Finn, being the Don Juan that he is, reaches up, touches her chin and gently moves it over to kiss her on the lips and lays a very nice medium length kiss on her, full on the lips. This, in no way, resembled a peck.
She smiles and says, “Why, that is the best kiss I have ever had!” She adds, “You are so handsome!”
Finn grins all full of himself and says, “Yes and strong too!” He then, shows her his bulging bicep. “Here, feel my muscle,” he quips. “Oh my,” says the cashier.
Finn then quickly, holds up his leg to show the impressed woman his equally huge calf muscle stating, “Here, feel my leg, it’s strong too!” The cashier declines but tells him that he is the cutest boy she has ever seen. Finn states clearly "I know."
I state that he would like to think he is and we leave the store.
As we leave, Finn tells her that he loves her.

What am I going to do? Really?

He tried this on the pretty lady at Albersons this morning, mom would not let him kiss her, he has a cold.

03-31-2007, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil

a friend's son had an awful time teething. he would bite chunks out of ordinary teethers, so he tried to find a solid silver victorian teether. no success. he also tried engineering works for steel rings. no success, but they suggested stainless surgical steel. so he went to a body piercing shop and bought a wide diameter circular ring. yeah youve guessed it : his son was teethed on a large cock - ring.

That is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard!!!!

I would give my little toe for a picture of that. I am not exaggerating.

Phil · 03-31-2007, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

That is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard!!!!

I would give my little toe for a picture of that. I am not exaggerating.

i thought it was pretty cool when he told me about it. if his son wasnt 12 years old now, i would ask my mate if i could get a photo of it for a friend in Florida.

SteveDallas · 04-07-2007, 02:46 PM

A couple days ago I checked out the CD "Hilary Hahn Plays Bach" from the library. I was showing it to Mrs. Dallas when our son walked by, caught it out of the corner of his eye, and did a double-take. "Hey, is that Hilary Duff??"

Hime · 04-09-2007, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

A couple days ago I checked out the CD "Hilary Hahn Plays Bach" from the library. I was showing it to Mrs. Dallas when our son walked by, caught it out of the corner of his eye, and did a double-take. "Hey, is that Hilary Duff??"

Hey, tell him yes and he may develop an appreciation for baroque music!

BigV · 04-10-2007, 09:48 AM

Ahhh, music.

From the other room I heard a ... a ... chipmunks / Weird Al sounding rendition of a familiar tune. By the time I got to the source in the living room, SonofV was cracking up and the music was over. I looked at the screen and it showed a bunch of stills of slugs, menu choices from the bonus features section of the newly acquired Flushed Away dvd (a very funny movie). I asked him "What was that!?" And he looked at me with that is-this-a-trick-question? look on his face, and answered in all seriousness "Miserlou, dad".

I 'bout choked. Of course he was right, the little guys were doing a cover of Dick Dale's masterpiece. They really really *are* paying attention. w00T!

monster · 04-11-2007, 09:54 PM

Thor (5) has just learned that sentences need a pyramid at the end.

03-29-2007, 10:04 AM	#136
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Well, together they are 16 so I guess it's ok. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-30-2007, 07:15 AM	#139
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	That boy has a great future... hell he has a great now. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-31-2007, 09:46 AM	#142
Hyoi Faithful Companion Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 188	My eldest daughter, now fully grown, had a thing for Kenny Rogers when she was four or five. She loved to sing his version of Lucille, but it came out like this: You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille Four hundred children and a crop in the field __________________ When you stop trying to make sense of it all, it all begins to make sense.

03-31-2007, 03:12 PM	#143
Phil Hoodoo Guru Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 304	a friend's son had an awful time teething. he would bite chunks out of ordinary teethers, so he tried to find a solid silver victorian teether. no success. he also tried engineering works for steel rings. no success, but they suggested stainless surgical steel. so he went to a body piercing shop and bought a wide diameter circular ring. yeah youve guessed it : his son was teethed on a large cock - ring. __________________ Atheist n A person to be pitied in that he is unable to believe things for which there is no evidence, and who has thus deprived himself of a convenient means of feeling superior to others.

04-10-2007, 09:48 AM	#149
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Ahhh, music. From the other room I heard a ... a ... chipmunks / Weird Al sounding rendition of a familiar tune. By the time I got to the source in the living room, SonofV was cracking up and the music was over. I looked at the screen and it showed a bunch of stills of slugs, menu choices from the bonus features section of the newly acquired Flushed Away dvd (a very funny movie). I asked him "What was that!?" And he looked at me with that is-this-a-trick-question? look on his face, and answered in all seriousness "Miserlou, dad". I 'bout choked. Of course he was right, the little guys were doing a cover of Dick Dale's masterpiece. They really really are paying attention. w00T! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-29-2007, 05:02 PM	#138
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	There is a new Finn story... omg, I need help.

03-30-2007, 10:31 AM	#140
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Does he give lessons??

04-07-2007, 02:46 PM	#147
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	A couple days ago I checked out the CD "Hilary Hahn Plays Bach" from the library. I was showing it to Mrs. Dallas when our son walked by, caught it out of the corner of his eye, and did a double-take. "Hey, is that Hilary Duff??"

04-11-2007, 09:54 PM	#150
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Thor (5) has just learned that sentences need a pyramid at the end. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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