You've got 11 days until rapture - Page 10

lookout123 · 05-21-2011, 11:40 AM

Yep, that's the one.

tw · 05-21-2011, 06:51 PM

My airliner leaves on time. Trains arrive on time. The News comes on as scheduled on time. But god cannot even perform his rapture on time? Clearly, god must be defective top management. Bankruptcy is necessary to replace god with a more reliable one.

Proves it again. After ten years, even god no longer works for the people. Term limits for god would obviously solve this rapture failure.

Flint · 05-21-2011, 07:00 PM

Like almost here, CST

tw · 05-21-2011, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Like almost here, CST

New informatin from the peacher. God is his neighbor; lives in CA. God still has time to get it right. That's a relief. Someone foolishly suggested that god was not educated; could not read a clock.

Rhianne · 05-21-2011, 07:57 PM

I'm starting to think that there's a chance it might not happen after all.

ZenGum · 05-21-2011, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw

My airliner leaves on time. Trains arrive on time...

Ya really?

footfootfoot · 05-21-2011, 10:23 PM

Hey, here's a thought: Maybe the rapture DID happen and all those self-righteous folks who are still here just weren't as righteous in God's eyes as they had thought.

Snap.

morethanpretty · 05-21-2011, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Hey, here's a thought: Maybe the rapture DID happen and all those self-righteous folks who are still here just weren't as righteous in God's eyes as they had thought.

Snap.

Yes, but God promised earthquakes, floods, and general mayhem also. Where is all of that? I want my general mayhem damnit!

footfootfoot · 05-21-2011, 11:56 PM

It's coming, he's got six months to deliver all that.

Flint · 05-22-2011, 01:45 AM

Really? The general mayhem wasn't an immediate effect?

wolf · 05-22-2011, 11:30 AM

Nothing obvious happened.

I missed it all. I was busy watching the Preakness and was far more focused on how Animal Kingdom's jockey left his push until it was too late. 1/16 of a mile shorter means a lot in horseracing.

piercehawkeye45 · 05-22-2011, 12:28 PM

I'm glad this is over. People on facebook were creating bad rapture jokes like there was no tomorrow. My friend got mad because he couldn't think of one but I assured him that it wasn't the end of the world.

Griff · 05-22-2011, 12:29 PM

ow

Pete Zicato · 05-24-2011, 02:46 PM

It was a slight miscalculation.

HungLikeJesus · 05-24-2011, 03:18 PM

Fooled me once ...

05-21-2011, 11:40 AM	#136
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05-21-2011, 07:00 PM	#138
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Like almost here, CST __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-21-2011, 10:23 PM	#142
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Hey, here's a thought: Maybe the rapture DID happen and all those self-righteous folks who are still here just weren't as righteous in God's eyes as they had thought. Snap. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-21-2011, 11:56 PM	#144
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	It's coming, he's got six months to deliver all that. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-22-2011, 01:45 AM	#145
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Really? The general mayhem wasn't an immediate effect? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-21-2011, 06:51 PM	#137
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	My airliner leaves on time. Trains arrive on time. The News comes on as scheduled on time. But god cannot even perform his rapture on time? Clearly, god must be defective top management. Bankruptcy is necessary to replace god with a more reliable one. Proves it again. After ten years, even god no longer works for the people. Term limits for god would obviously solve this rapture failure.

05-21-2011, 07:57 PM	#140
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	I'm starting to think that there's a chance it might not happen after all.

05-22-2011, 11:30 AM	#146
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Nothing obvious happened. I missed it all. I was busy watching the Preakness and was far more focused on how Animal Kingdom's jockey left his push until it was too late. 1/16 of a mile shorter means a lot in horseracing. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-22-2011, 12:28 PM	#147
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	I'm glad this is over. People on facebook were creating bad rapture jokes like there was no tomorrow. My friend got mad because he couldn't think of one but I assured him that it wasn't the end of the world. __________________ I like my perspectives like I like my baseball caps: one size fits all.

05-22-2011, 12:29 PM	#148
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	ow __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-24-2011, 02:46 PM	#149
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05-24-2011, 03:18 PM	#150
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Fooled me once ... __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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