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Crimson Ghost · 08-20-2011, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by GunMaster357

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Her goal is to reach 1,160 pounds by her forties to claim the title. Eman has already passed the previous living record, held by 43-year-old Donna Simpson of New Jersey, who weighed 700 pounds.

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/artic...#ixzz1VNwdJWb5

In French, I'd say she's digging her grave with her teeth. Is there a similar expression in English?

Oh, joy.

More glory for New Jersey.

Let me get my party hat...

Sundae · 08-20-2011, 01:03 PM

It's not news and it's not all that weird, but I wasn't sure where else to put it.

For a while in this country we were having drought conditions.
Especially to the East.
I heard a farmer interviewed on the radio who farmed hemp.

Yes, marijuana, but of a type that couldn't get you high. Or at least the marijuana version of a really really weak shandy - you'd make yourself sick before you felt an affect.

Cut to the Sundae clan driving to Great Yarmouth. EAST.
OMG - what's growing in that field?!

But I daredn't say anything.
Mum knows what it looks like from working with the Police (they had a special course on recognising drugs). What excuse do I have?
But it was. Really, obviously. Growing right up against the side of the road.

I wonder how many poor saps stopped and picked in vain...?

Gravdigr · 08-25-2011, 04:00 PM

via Yahoo!News

Gravdigr · 08-25-2011, 04:00 PM

The two above snips are unrelated, btw...

Pete Zicato · 08-29-2011, 03:06 PM

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Was the doctor right to cut off Seaton's penis? Or did Seaton get shafted?

Who thinks they ran this story just so they could get that line in there?

ZenGum · 09-03-2011, 04:38 AM

Have you ever been so drunk that you...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14771361

Sundae · 09-03-2011, 05:20 AM

For FSM's sake!
Poor baby. Glad to hear she's healing.

And for the record, no.
I may have handled some of the trouser variety when I was drunk, but never intentionally caused harm.

ZenGum · 09-03-2011, 06:14 AM

So, no biting big chunks out, then, eh?

DanaC · 09-03-2011, 07:38 AM

Oh poor little bugger. Not just bites, deep fucking bites that exposed her liver. My God.

Don't know if that's a pic of the snake in question or just stock pics of a snake to illustrate the point...

I love snakes. Lovely creatures. I have very fond memories of some baby Garter snakes we took on after my uncle died. They were adorable. Tiny little things, like thick shoelaces. They'd wrap around your fingers like a grownup wraps around your arm *chuckles*

Most of them didn't survive as I recall. The ones that did were mainly rehoused when they were a little older. I think Mum had had enough of snakes after Martin's escapologist pet python :p

TheMercenary · 09-03-2011, 08:14 AM

This was a funny read.

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In a rambling piece written earlier this month, titled "Is Sinead About To Hump Her Truck?", O'Connor writes: "I recently read of a woman in America who married and regularly humps her truck. I don't yet own a truck but I'm beginning to understand her head space. And am worried I too may be so desperate for sex that within days I might run up the road and hump Bray Cab's whole fleet in one hour."

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainm...ectid=10748739

Griff · 09-03-2011, 08:45 AM

Canadian workers ill after cannabis brownie mix-up

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14770359

I like the Canadian response to this. In the States this would have turned into a shit-storm.

ZenGum · 09-03-2011, 10:02 AM

"... forgot about them ..."

I can't imagine why.

ZenGum · 09-03-2011, 09:14 PM

You know, I'm beginning to suspect this stuff might actually be bad for you after all.

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Woman arrested trying to reclaim lost dope

A New Zealand woman who lost a bag filled with cannabis was arrested when she tried to reclaim it as lost property from the local police station, media reported.

The bag, containing about 20 grams of marijuana separated in tinfoil wraps, a cannabis pipe and a mobile phone, was found at a ferry terminal in Picton on August 16, the Marlborough Express reported.

After it was handed over to police in the South Island town, the mobile phone rang and a male caller enquired about its whereabouts, so officers informed him it was at the Picton police station, the newspaper said.

Patricia Wright was arrested when she turned up at the station to reclaim the bag, immediately admitting the drugs and cannabis pipe were hers.

The 61-year-old received a six-month supervision order and was told to undergo counselling when she appeared in the Blenheim District Court on Monday.

Judge Peter Hobbs said Wright had a history of drug convictions, the newspaper said.

monster · 09-08-2011, 11:57 AM

Drunk Elk up a tree

chrisinhouston · 09-10-2011, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

Drunk Elk up a tree

Next item... Sobriety check points for all Swedish Elk!

08-20-2011, 01:03 PM	#1502
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	It's not news and it's not all that weird, but I wasn't sure where else to put it. For a while in this country we were having drought conditions. Especially to the East. I heard a farmer interviewed on the radio who farmed hemp. Yes, marijuana, but of a type that couldn't get you high. Or at least the marijuana version of a really really weak shandy - you'd make yourself sick before you felt an affect. Cut to the Sundae clan driving to Great Yarmouth. EAST. OMG - what's growing in that field?! But I daredn't say anything. Mum knows what it looks like from working with the Police (they had a special course on recognising drugs). What excuse do I have? But it was. Really, obviously. Growing right up against the side of the road. I wonder how many poor saps stopped and picked in vain...? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-25-2011, 04:00 PM	#1503
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	via Yahoo!News Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-25-2011, 04:00 PM	#1504
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The two above snips are unrelated, btw... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-03-2011, 04:38 AM	#1506
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Have you ever been so drunk that you... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14771361 __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-03-2011, 05:20 AM	#1507
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	For FSM's sake! Poor baby. Glad to hear she's healing. And for the record, no. I may have handled some of the trouser variety when I was drunk, but never intentionally caused harm. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-03-2011, 06:14 AM	#1508
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	So, no biting big chunks out, then, eh? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-03-2011, 08:45 AM	#1511
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Canadian workers ill after cannabis brownie mix-up http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14770359 I like the Canadian response to this. In the States this would have turned into a shit-storm. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-03-2011, 10:02 AM	#1512
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	"... forgot about them ..." I can't imagine why. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-08-2011, 11:57 AM	#1514
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Drunk Elk up a tree __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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